A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad'. With
the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
read the letter.


Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom
and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
than I am. But it's not only the passion Dad she s pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves
and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and
ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday
I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
grandchildren.

Love,

Your Son John


PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a
Report card. That's in my center desk drawer.

I Love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

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Jason Boles
Arizona AKA Crew
Toys
08 Ducati Monster 695i
08 Ducati 1098s
06 Subaru LLBean Outback
02 Ford F150 Harley Davidson S/C
02 INXS Wake Board Boat
95 Porsche 993 C2 Aero (2006 Stage Crusher)
95 Honda Civic Race Car (PTC/H2)
29 Ford Model A Coupe

ahahahahahaahahah

I could have used something like that when I was in middle school

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great avatar

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Jason Boles
Arizona AKA Crew
Toys
08 Ducati Monster 695i
08 Ducati 1098s
06 Subaru LLBean Outback
02 Ford F150 Harley Davidson S/C
02 INXS Wake Board Boat
95 Porsche 993 C2 Aero (2006 Stage Crusher)
95 Honda Civic Race Car (PTC/H2)
29 Ford Model A Coupe

Funny

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"the black saloons"

-Suede Headliners United Member-

Good one