Watch your credit cards - REVmatch

Ukodus · #1 10-09-2008, 04:36 PM

Apparently when I was in White Plains, NY I filled up with gas using one of my credit cards. Today I got a call from the credit card company indicating that they were showing a purchase that I made at this store YESTERDAY, and another purchase today in New York City for over $200.00 Seeing that I have not been out of the State of Florida for quite some time, i was quite surprised to hear the situation. Check your credit cards, and be sure that none of them have unexpected charges.

ARFNSX · #2 10-09-2008, 06:22 PM

I used my debit card and since I am broke (Thanks AKA Rally) I have nothing to worry about.

All that will happen is they will feel the same disappointment when the card is rejected just like me

araderboy · #3 10-09-2008, 09:11 PM

those are a white persons hands

ARFNSX · #4 10-09-2008, 09:25 PM

Those are the hands of the white person cutting them up!!!

Once again a clear case of the white man trying to bring a brotha down!

porschedrifter · #5 10-11-2008, 11:16 PM

lol

**Az Coupe Jason** · #6 10-12-2008, 04:09 PM

To bring you down would require the white man to let you up

LOL

ARFNSX · #7 10-15-2008, 01:25 PM

That's why you are first on my list!

brothersracing2 · #8 10-22-2008, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ukodus

Apparently when I was in White Plains, NY I filled up with gas using one of my credit cards. Today I got a call from the credit card company indicating that they were showing a purchase that I made at this store YESTERDAY, and another purchase today in New York City for over $200.00 Seeing that I have not been out of the State of Florida for quite some time, i was quite surprised to hear the situation. Check your credit cards, and be sure that none of them have unexpected charges.

Here we go again, it's a Blue" thing. Remember when you sat down next to me at the Bar, well when you were showing me your super duper Radio Shack computer with the gold flux I noticed that you had your credit card numbers listed on your spread sheet, along with that was your mothers maiden name, social security number, pin number, Carols mothers measurements, favorite colors and theme song, so me being me I called the bar tender over. Well turns out that he knows this dude in Russia who knows this guy in Nigeria, who it turns out is a Prince or something like that. Well this Prince is having a really bad streak of luck right now; something about his Uncle has frozen all of his bank accounts. It’s gotta be one of those third world “shameonyoublue” things cause it sounds really sad to me. Anyway long of it is that the bartender called the dude in Russia who knew Amy the Hooker in Vegas, who was hooked up at one time or another with the fellow in Nigeria, well information was swapped, bartered, extorted and sold in a round about way that is really confusing for the most part from what I don’t understand. It seems that it all goes back to STEVE who is lost.

MISSING
MY IMAGINARY FRIEND STEVE

Last seen April 1st, 2008. Frequents used shoe outlets, truck stop Sushi Bars, and Polka Raves. If you see him or know of his whereabouts, tell him Marvin is sorry about the ice cream and to come home.

For further information contact stevecomehome@gmail.com or www.brothersracing2.com

Word is that Steve is on a roll and was running literally and out of cash, so when he saw Amy for his semi bi-monthly exchange she hookered him up with what he needed. So that should explain most of what you don’t need to know for the moment.

This “web page” message, including any links/images, is for the sole use of the intended, and may contain confidential total nonsense, pertaining to business conducted under the direction of “The Bro’s from Another Mo”, and their harem, and is the property of “The Bro’s” and their posse. All of these “web page” things, which may have been established as expressed views and/or opinions are left at the sole discretion and responsibility of that of the sender, and are not necessarily attributed to “The Bro’s”. Unauthorized interception, review, use, sexual gratification, taunting, disclosure or distribution of anything gleamed within this “web page” and/or its image (s), is (are) (were) strictly prohibited. As this “web page” should be legally privileged and/or confidential and is intended only for “Bro’s from Another Mo or Sistas from Another Mista” no web browser should forward, print, copy, destroy, mangle or otherwise reproduce this message in any manner that would allow it to be viewed by any individual not listed as a recipient. If this ain’t you, you are hereby warned and notified that any unauthorized disclosure, dissemination, dissection, distribution, damnation, decentralization, decimation, decomposition, decryption, deduction, deforestation, deformation, degradation, demolition, copying or the taking of any action in upon the information herein is very very strictly prohibited (serious stuff here, OK?). If you have received this “web page” in error, please notify the “back button” immediately, delete all browser cache, browser cookies, uninstall your web browser, and format your hard drive, followed by a personal treat with a happy ending of the viewer of this or any related message that may or may not have stimulated the viewer.

ARFNSX · #9 10-22-2008, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brothersracing2

Here we go again, it's a Blue" thing. Remember when you sat down next to me at the Bar, well when you were showing me your super duper Radio Shack computer with the gold flux I noticed that you had your credit card numbers listed on your spread sheet, along with that was your mothers maiden name, social security number, pin number, Carols mothers measurements, favorite colors and theme song, so me being me I called the bar tender over. Well turns out that he knows this dude in Russia who knows this guy in Nigeria, who it turns out is a Prince or something like that. Well this Prince is having a really bad streak of luck right now; something about his Uncle has frozen all of his bank accounts. It’s gotta be one of those third world “shameonyoublue” things cause it sounds really sad to me. Anyway long of it is that the bartender called the dude in Russia who knew Amy the Hooker in Vegas, who was hooked up at one time or another with the fellow in Nigeria, well information was swapped, bartered, extorted and sold in a round about way that is really confusing for the most part from what I don’t understand. It seems that it all goes back to STEVE who is lost.

MISSING
MY IMAGINARY FRIEND STEVE

Last seen April 1st, 2008. Frequents used shoe outlets, truck stop Sushi Bars, and Polka Raves. If you see him or know of his whereabouts, tell him Marvin is sorry about the ice cream and to come home.

For further information contact stevecomehome@gmail.com or www.brothersracing2.com

Word is that Steve is on a roll and was running literally and out of cash, so when he saw Amy for his semi bi-monthly exchange she hookered him up with what he needed. So that should explain most of what you don’t need to know for the moment.

This “web page” message, including any links/images, is for the sole use of the intended, and may contain confidential total nonsense, pertaining to business conducted under the direction of “The Bro’s from Another Mo”, and their harem, and is the property of “The Bro’s” and their posse. All of these “web page” things, which may have been established as expressed views and/or opinions are left at the sole discretion and responsibility of that of the sender, and are not necessarily attributed to “The Bro’s”. Unauthorized interception, review, use, sexual gratification, taunting, disclosure or distribution of anything gleamed within this “web page” and/or its image (s), is (are) (were) strictly prohibited. As this “web page” should be legally privileged and/or confidential and is intended only for “Bro’s from Another Mo or Sistas from Another Mista” no web browser should forward, print, copy, destroy, mangle or otherwise reproduce this message in any manner that would allow it to be viewed by any individual not listed as a recipient. If this ain’t you, you are hereby warned and notified that any unauthorized disclosure, dissemination, dissection, distribution, damnation, decentralization, decimation, decomposition, decryption, deduction, deforestation, deformation, degradation, demolition, copying or the taking of any action in upon the information herein is very very strictly prohibited (serious stuff here, OK?). If you have received this “web page” in error, please notify the “back button” immediately, delete all browser cache, browser cookies, uninstall your web browser, and format your hard drive, followed by a personal treat with a happy ending of the viewer of this or any related message that may or may not have stimulated the viewer.

They're Back!!!

brothersracing2 · #10 10-22-2008, 04:33 PM

So there I was noodlin on sun soaked moon beams and the vision came to me in a swirl of pollen scattered pixie dust bound with ragweed and washed in a sea of cowboy cold beer enveloped in an occasional swirl of shots. As I took all the noodles in I remembered day's of big haired women, tacky jems and cheap perfume, engulfed by AKA’ers who needed to cut back on the meds, so I took another xanax so I could be one with the Rally Bro’s. It was then that I saw the monkey and the shit that followed, so I chuckled and drank another and the vision continued--fat redheads with roosters tatoo'd on their backs speaking tounges about eye candy in a sleazy sun filtered bar on the wrong side of society, and I shuttered at what I can only assume was the girth of the clit, so I took another, but I can't remember was it beer, a shot or xanax? It doesn't matter at the moment, anything to retard the vision of the rooster clit, I am now again one with the AKA Rally and beginning to feel the power of the monkey, shit, I feel as if I'm on the tractor with the big haired girl swirling in jems and cutting fields on bright days in the middle of the night, snacking on fingernails and cuticles cause that along with Biscuit and gravy is all we know.
Slowly I began to move towards cream colored Beamer ultra suede headliners, big doggin in small town USA and remembered that I haven’t heard from the AKA Jedi’s , keeper of the dreams whom visions life with color and is of the tight sweater tribe, sworn to nipply days and sweet Savannah smells, and I wonder in my fog how all is? I seek out the little big man and he hasn't heard from the Jedi’s so I know the deal isn't done, so it's back to guns and bar-b-que and the thoughts of cuttin a new deal. And the question arises from the moon beams that have now intertwined with the sun light from the upside down world, where the rain rises and the grass falls as to when in the time warp millennium all will fall into place? I can only surmise after the final blow of Amy da Hooker in Vegas, for she has engulfed all, even to the point that I know longer know what is taking place with the “shameonyoublue” saga, you know the one with the Bird who be peckin out the fake credit cards and then there’s that Rusty thing, will it ever get closure or is this a new career on the horizon and word on the street is that Alex finally has Skype’d thru the mail his new mobile meth kit, so no longer keeping a Brother down, next step-new front teeth and whatever happened to the boys from SpeedTV?
So with all this spoken in the world of E I ask------

What's up Bro’s?

Love and Peace Patdaddy

P.S. Remember the best meal for small children is Captain Crunch washed down with an ice cold Dew, they never miss a beat after that!

brothersracing2 · #11 10-22-2008, 04:49 PM

Dear PETA,
One time I ate a whole can of Spam and lit my farts and ended up burning my friend (who was also Russian) so bad that he had to spend 6 months in the hospital getting skin grafts. I offered to come over and take care of him, and his cat kept licking the wounds, so I put the cat in the microwave for 2 1/2 minutes, which if you are wondering, is not near long enough to kill them. Just kind of makes them twitch. So with a friend with 3rd degree burns and a cat that twitched, I had to make some money somehow. So I sat on the corner with a spray bottle of vodka collecting money for the humane society. If the cat would quit twitching I would just squirt it with vodka, but most of the time I just spend the time spraying the vodka in my mouth. I eventually raised enough money to pay for my friends medical bills, so I was faced with the dilemma of what to do with the cat. I figured out a great idea. I killed it and now it hangs on my front porch to deter burglars. I mean really, if someone had a dead cat hanging by the front door would you really want to break in their house?
And for those wondering, my friend made a full recovery. Though they ended up having to rebuild his eye lids with his foreskin and now he just looks a little cock-eyed when you look at him.

Dear Kat Killer,
As a representative of the PETA Organization I would like for you to know that we as a whole take extreme offense to your story.
What you describe is just absolutely horrendous to say the least.

First the Kat was just being nice and trying to help its owner heal by licking his wounds, which we find quite soothing, that’s why we always nuzzle up and kiss our puss’s directly on the lips to show affection, that’s what makes them purr and rub up on us.

Second, if one wants to warm up a puss’ to the point where it twitches uncontrollably common sense should tell you that 2 1/2 minutes is just not long enough, nor is it fair to the puss’. Our handbook clearly recommends that the proper procedure should embellish a time line of no less than 5 minutes. This will not kill the puss’ but will render it harmless and pliable for the most part, with said noted twitching being one of the major side affects.

Third, you are correct in your method of getting your puss’ to continue twitching by applying alcohol. It is your application that is wrong. You Never, Never spray the vodka directly on the puss’ the only time that you would take this approach would be if you are using champagne, at which time may we suggest a 1998 Perrier Jouet which is rated 91 by Wine Spectator. If you insist on using vodka as your medium, the hand book clearly states that it should be diluted with a pleasant form of juice that is of the puss’ choice. This method combined with an appropriate musical score will give you the affect you are clearly looking for.

As to killing the puss’ you do not state what method you used. Our manual clearly states that one should only use a “Johnson” to pull this off with; we have first hand knowledge that the use of such a monster weapon will render them not only clueless but brainless. As to hanging puss’ on your front porch to deter theft, it is a known fact that if one flaunts its puss’ no matter if it’s good or bad, not only will the puss’ be stolen but most likely 50% of whatever it is that you are trying to keep and protect will be stolen also.

As to your friend’s unfortunate dilemma, may we suggest the following? Research on the collagen fibers that you mention as a substitute for his eyelids are currently being developed to where they can increase the flexural axial orthogonal arrays of any fiber arrangement, hence with these two taxa along with a high degree of anatomical convergence (to the level of microanatomical features) it is suggested that the stiffness requirements for a true line of sight produce an extremely restrictive selective regime in organisms that need correction. Therefore it is suggested that your friend have a complete medical workup to fully grasp an understanding of intromittent organ function therefore requiring a broader approach, combining both detailed anatomical studies and mechanical tests of the structure and its component tissues.
If you have any further questions or comments please feel free to contact us directly.
PETA

**hey gotbo0st** · #12 10-22-2008, 07:38 PM

SeaninNH · #13 10-22-2008, 08:58 PM

Lol

BamBam · #14 10-24-2008, 11:33 PM

MY GOD!!!, I think I need a qualude after reading all of that to settle my mind back down..
Great to have you boys back... LOL

NickyBlack · #15 10-25-2008, 02:37 PM

Brent it's because you don't speak their language. Well most of us don't. Arkansian

SeaninNH · #16 10-25-2008, 03:32 PM

It would help to start with this first...

THEN try to read it.

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