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Old 11-10-2005, 11:21 AM
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Default So let me get this straight - your dad sucks guys off at the local gay cabaret?
David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -
fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for
money."

The teacher, shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children
to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is
that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "he works for the Bush administration, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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Old 11-10-2005, 11:31 AM
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where's PT DION?
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I think he's at school right now, LOLz.
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:53 PM
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not cool...go fuck yourself.
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Old 11-10-2005, 01:12 PM
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PT, not a good idea to tell your friendly, local moderators to fuck themselves.
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Old 11-10-2005, 01:13 PM
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can I ban him again? please oh please?
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His user title is like that for a reason!
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Old 11-10-2005, 01:27 PM
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ban pt? come on thats a little harsh? couldn't you just make him go on that civic rally instead with all the not really rich people with supercars?
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Oh come on now. Sending him to the civic rally is way more harsh than banning him!
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