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Old 03-27-2009, 07:49 PM
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Vince Shlomi, best known as television's ShamWow! guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out. Did you know that? Now you do.

The Smoking Gun got hold of the police report and Mr. Shlomi's mug shot, and as you can see, he didn't escape unscathed. But neither did she. The facts of the case, briefly, according to the police report:

* Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
* She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
* He kisses her.
* She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
* He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
* He runs down to the hotel lobby.
* They both get arrested.


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Old 03-27-2009, 07:56 PM
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Old 03-27-2009, 08:13 PM
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hahahahahahahahahahhAAHHHAHAHAHAHA!

ok, I know I should laugh, but seriously....

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Old 03-27-2009, 08:21 PM
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I hope she was hot!
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Old 03-27-2009, 08:22 PM
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Hes gonna have to get a whole lot of sham-wows to mop up his butthole after he gets done being passed around jail.
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Old 03-27-2009, 08:27 PM
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The sloot in question...

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Old 03-27-2009, 08:36 PM
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Not bad. She doesn't look too upset or beat up...
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Looks like he took quite a beating...

I don't think he would stand a chance against Billy Mays
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The sloot in question...
Not worth $1000...
$100 maybe, but def. not 1000!
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Old 03-30-2009, 02:16 PM
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lol

you think with all that new found shamwow/slapchop notoriety he would be able to pull it in like a fisherman
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