1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
13. I didn't know the Kansas State Police were Nazi's?!?!?

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lol at #13, we all now know what happens what happens when you say that...

yeah actually my friend had that on his Myspace and added it to his post! LOL .. So I thought I should keep it!

The ticket in KS was from a Cop/Pig that "Stopwatched" me from a 1/2 mile back and over a dozen cars in between us although when he had been following me Jon Miller and I were going 71 MPH (GPS Locked with 5 satalites) So!!! Bull shit Ticket would be my assesment of that ticket!!

What a waste of a $151 bucks next year how about I just write a $250 Check to KS and tell them to fuck off and give me a 150MPH Speed limit while in thier Nazi State! Would have written that check with a smile!!

Jason

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Jason Boles
Arizona AKA Crew
Toys
08 Ducati Monster 695i
08 Ducati 1098s
06 Subaru LLBean Outback
02 Ford F150 Harley Davidson S/C
02 INXS Wake Board Boat
95 Porsche 993 C2 Aero (2006 Stage Crusher)
95 Honda Civic Race Car (PTC/H2)
29 Ford Model A Coupe

Hahahah! If only I had balls big enough to call a cop a Fucking Nazi! You should have gotten some kind of plaque for the 2006 Aka Rally best cop insult!
Gotta admit though...Sara's comments to the Kansas State Police were pretty good too!

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14. So I heard half you guys are impotent, and the other half is gay. Which are you?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
LOL

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“...so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.”

15. Anything, as long as the sentance starts with Occifer

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16. What seems to be the officer problem? Lol

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Cop: I've been waiting for you all day, boy.
Boy: I got here as quickly as I could, officer!

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