ewww thats sick but fucking funny HuY! damn Asians.. i told you Huy u were a Twinkie.. yellow on the outsited , white on the inside and full of cream filling....
__________________
Parents- "why don't you grow up?"
Sonya- " I can't I own to many pairs of short pants!"
Mr. Davenport sat on the edge of his bed one night contemplating on memories of his life as a young man. As he sat there remembering he said to himself, "holy shit I'm a crazy fucked up dude." His first wild memory was at the age of 18, he had just graduated from his catholic college, where he was frequently flaggelated for misbehaving and cutting his uniform shorts so that they resembled daisy dukes. Sometimes, when he did something extra "un-catholic" (like shitting in the stairwell) he was forced to preform cunninglingus on Sister Miriam, their 89 year old resident nun who was missing two legs, lost in a horrible accident when her church blew up while she was praying. Mr. Davenport tried to block these memories from his mind ever since he graduated from highschool, but the truama will probably never go away. So his first memory was when he was 18, he had just moved into his college dorm and met his roommate, Shikaka......