OK ALL YOU GOAT FUCKERS!!! I'm going to start a story and only type a few sentences, everyone else add's in. i wanna see how wierd, twisted, and perverted this shit gets. this better be like 10 pages by the end of the night.
ok here we go:




A sheppard stands on top of a hill, there is no one around him, just the wind and his sheep. as the sun starts to come down, he decides to take a nap. A barely legal younger lamb walks over sits her ass right to the sheppard with her legs spread. Baaaaaaaah! goes the young seductive lamb "right here? jesus alright, i guess no one is looking" the shepard pulls down his pants, and pulls out his....

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video camera and accidentaly drops it on the lambs head. As he led the unconscious lamb back to the barn, he tripped over what he thought was a rock. The shepard, being stubborn and simple minded, kicks the "rock" as hard as he can. Once airborn, the turtle awoke to the sight of trees flying past him as he landed in...

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“A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.”
-Jeremy Clarkson

...a pile of grade a manuer splashing it on Biff Tannon. Then Biff got pissed since he hates manuer and beat the shit out of the...

Nick

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little asain kid sitting next to him. but it turned out to hui from import velocity! Hiu actually knows karate, so he went all matrix on biff whatever and smoked his shit real good. seeing how hui is always looking for girls, he see's one across the pool, he goes over to talk to her...

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and as she turns, her nuts pop out the bottom of her skirt. Hui shrugs. They decide to go out for a night on the town and their first stop is...

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“A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.”
-Jeremy Clarkson

a tattoo parlor! and there kinda nervous because niether of them have had a tat before, they walk to the back where there is a red curtain, they pull it away to reveal a very short firery haired woman giving a big biker dude a kermit the frog on his back....ah how cute, until she goes over a mole and BLODD POURS OUT EVERYWHERE, she screams "WE GOT A BLEEDER" Hui and the girl run out of the store, and the tattoo artist chases them screaming "wait, come back...i was on mtv!!!" hui and the girl get out of there and drive down the road...

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speeding through stop signs. A nearby officer on foot witnesses the car barrelling down the street. He flashes his badge to a 4 year old riding a tricycle and kicks him off the bike. the officer begans to chase the car which is now 5 blocks away. He radios the vehicle in a suddenly get run off the road by two street racers. two scuad cars spot the green maxda 626 Hui was driving and began to persue the vehicle. From the loud speaker, one of the officers yell "....

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An official Slow - Mo...

Haven't broke 100 since
ssshhhh.. the man's watching..

*** Here's to driving the speed limit ***

"Fuck you and your momma aint shit!" Hui's transvestite passenger takes serious offense, leaping from the moving vehicle as he/she ducks and rolls, he/she throws a knife with precision accuracy, popping the front right tire on the persuing officers car. The car then barrel rolls into the side of a strip club, landing right on stage next to a greased up pole. Dazed, the officer stumbles out and grabs the pole for balance. A group of young guys sitting at the bar start cheering and one offers $400 for a lap dance. Meanwhile, Hui decides he better ditch the 626 and get something with some balls, so he bails, carjacking some old guy in a beautiful 996 turbo. As the tires spin, Hui leans out the window and shouts "...

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“A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.”
-Jeremy Clarkson

How do I drive a stick?? As the officer on the trike comes closer. Then...

Nick

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the smell of burning clutch runs throughout the air, hui man finally gets it in high gear and hits a NOS botton, the cops have all passed out from the stail smelling clutch burned air. hui has lost them all. hui pulls up to a traffic light where a 4 door black ferrari sits still revving its engine, but wait, its not a ferrari its a...

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WRX. Then it starts to rain, hui redlines the turbo and pops the clutch smaking the side of the WRX with the tail. This sends him spinning twards a corner with a crowd of...

Nick

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midgets in thier only performance of "midgets smaller is better" the midgets go flying in every which direction, by the time the dust clears 10 have been killed and the car is flipped over the driver climbs out and yells........

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"Why the hell is everyone yelling in this story?" The surviving midgets give him a funny look, then immediately pounce on him and start beating him hardcore midget style, all the while the police are just shaking their heads and saying .....

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(something clever and insightful)

2004 Honda Civic Si
-Bone-flippin' stock

"could you please past the jelly." Two Playboy bunnies show up with three dozen donuts. One of the officers grab the boxes holding the donuts and says "Get outta here bimbo's, we're working." The surrounding officers began to club the officer as if he were Rodney King. A puppy walks by looks at the sittuation (group of midgets kicking Hui's tail and one officer getting beat down by a group of his peers.) The puppy starts barking and runs to Hui's side, lefts his hin, left leg and gets Hui right in the eyes. The Midgets and officers all stop for a second to look at Hui. The midgets all look at each other and say....

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An official Slow - Mo...

Haven't broke 100 since
ssshhhh.. the man's watching..

*** Here's to driving the speed limit ***

"we represent the lollipop guild" Everyone starts laughing and decides to go their separate way, but not Hui, he has big plans for tonight. After losing his transvestite date, wrecking a turbo porsche and araders WRX, he decideds to rent a buick and drive across the country. He walks into the rental place and the guy behind the counter says...

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“A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.”
-Jeremy Clarkson

um, why aren't any of you guy's wearing shirts? "uh man, we dont got no fuckin shirts, we just wanna drive on the shoulder all the way to la!" Yeah! said hui, can i come with you guys? Well we can always use a small asain! Hui and the redneck crew climb into the buick and blast limp bizkit banging thier heads all the way to new york, one of the rednecks turns to hui and asks, "hey dude, its not gay if we watch eachother jerk off, is it? Hui is stunned and says...

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"its not gay if i look away while you jerk me off right?" the buick screeches to a halt right in front of a fireworks store and the hicks have eyes as big as dinner plates. They go running in, leaving hui in the running buick, which he promptly steals. Hui passes a guy on the side of the road and pulls over, he shouts back "hey man you're ryan dunn aren't you??" the guy says, "sure" and hops in. As they pull away, ryan dunn says "thanks man, I've been wandering for weeks and the only company I had was a....

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“A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.”
-Jeremy Clarkson

shepard that kept alot of sheep, he was pretty cool until the sun went down, he did some wierd shit with those sheep, like paris hilton style with his video camera. Hui shrugs and says, "wow, no ones ever gonna believe that i picked up ryan dunn" "yeah, that's right because no one is ever gonna find out" "what?" dunn pulls out a gun and puts it to the temple of huis head and blows red asain blood all over the cheap interior. Dunn gets out and puts hui's body in the trunk. down drives down 95 on the shoulder, when all of a sudden...

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he gets passed by a tall lanky democrat and a blackanese girl flying in a m3, blasting Nelly Furtado en route to Florida.

He gives them the finger and points to his "I love Bush" sticker. The lanky white kid reaches out his window and pimp slaps him, saying "...

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“A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.”
-Jeremy Clarkson

I LOOK LIKE THE KID FROM THAT 70's SHOW!

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Hey Fockers, it's spelt HuY.

Thanks.

... at least the buick is new and not black you fuckers... I hope that freedom fest is still goin on says huie.

Nick

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LMAO


oops

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“A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.”
-Jeremy Clarkson

the buick ran out of gas because the rednecks were doing too many donuts, so HUY pulled over and stuck his thumb out in the air, the same black wrx with ferrari badges pulled over with 2 bitches in the back. it was arader, with a bottle of cris wearing a pink polo shirt, "holler at your boy" said arader. Huy, the bitches and chris arader drove off into the sunset and later came in first place in the aka rally 05.


months later an mtv special would air and not even show the cool car arader had and make up a totally false story about 2 dumb girls, that came in first...but huy wasnt dissapointed, he knew the real story, and his spirit lived on.

The End.




ok, so that's basically the best story ever, publishing rights?

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i want my cut

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“A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.”
-Jeremy Clarkson