Just thought I'd let everyone know that I just completed my first porno DVD. It's about an hour and a half and has no plot what so ever. It's a collection of webcam footage taken over the last 2 months starring myself, 3 of my friends and 6 girls. I edited it, put an interactive DVD menu to it, and gave it a soundtrack. It's pretty amateur. But our next one is going to be even better since we purchased a digital video camera!

If anyone is interested in purchasing it, it's only $24.99 + shipping.

Tom

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what is it called?

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“A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.”
-Jeremy Clarkson

2005: "The Year of the Slime"

It has like a chinese motif to it.

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must have watched girl next door and that cued a light bulb to go off in his head.
"hey if that perverted spielberg wanna be kid can do it. I sure as hell can too."

Or American Pie. Remember with the webcam of Naudia I think thats how you spell it...

No. I just figured I have hours of footage, I might as well put them to good use.

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are the actors/actresses aware of what you are doing?

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The Volvo

yes. that would be illegal.

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Make sure you have contracts with them... Because they can always come back in 5 years saying they didn't agree to this that and the other.. Deffermation of Character... They will take you to the cleaners.. Cousin went through the same thing..

They may even get a little creative with the chargers...

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An official Slow - Mo...

Haven't broke 100 since
ssshhhh.. the man's watching..

*** Here's to driving the speed limit ***

I'm more of a Rams fan, but who knows. Maybe I'll learn to like the chargers.

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I want a job as a stenographer.

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I need a portable stenographer. I'll get you a little baby carrier and strap you to my back.

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lol

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Why dosn't it surprise me that Tom started and star'ed in his own porn?

Nick

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ok, so...do you accept credit cards? paypal? checks -money orders? can we get a trailer?

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Pay Pal.... no trailer. I'll work one up.

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Somebody buy one and send it to Fredericksburg, VA

What's so big about Fredericksburg, VA?

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Someone you and I know lives (or lived) there, if the person hasn't moved to Hawaii....

He is talking about your girlfriend Tom. Remember her? I know you have so many woman...and you spend so much time drunk. Do you even remember her name?

Also are you serious about the video?

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2001 Honda NSX-T - 2001 Mercedes-Benz E430 -1996 Jaguar XJS Convertible - 1991 Mazda Miata Supercharged
1992 Mazda Miata Spec Racer - 2005 Suzuki GSX-R 600 - 2002 Kawasaki Mojave ATV - 2002 Chaparral Signature 26ft
Oh, and my Kubota GR Series Riding Lawn Mower. Now Re-Geared with a top speed of 48mph!

Oh yeah. I forgot about her. Yeah I forgot she was moving to hawaii to professionally race cars.... Because Hawaii has a huge car racing scene and many circuits. But yeah, i forgot about her. She's not in the video. Although there was a video camera in the room. It wasn't on.


But Yeah. I'm serious about the video. I'll show you some clips. give me a second.

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Yeah, show me some clips....just cover all of the non essential parts.

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2001 Honda NSX-T - 2001 Mercedes-Benz E430 -1996 Jaguar XJS Convertible - 1991 Mazda Miata Supercharged
1992 Mazda Miata Spec Racer - 2005 Suzuki GSX-R 600 - 2002 Kawasaki Mojave ATV - 2002 Chaparral Signature 26ft
Oh, and my Kubota GR Series Riding Lawn Mower. Now Re-Geared with a top speed of 48mph!

You have to be shitting me. I have so many problems with what I just saw.

First when I said block out all of the essentials parts, I meant the guys, not the womens parts. (that is the best part)

Second, I know you are not having sex with a girl with another guy participating with you.

TOM must be running for AKA king for 2006!

I must take my hat off to you....your a pimp!

and a whore!

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2001 Honda NSX-T - 2001 Mercedes-Benz E430 -1996 Jaguar XJS Convertible - 1991 Mazda Miata Supercharged
1992 Mazda Miata Spec Racer - 2005 Suzuki GSX-R 600 - 2002 Kawasaki Mojave ATV - 2002 Chaparral Signature 26ft
Oh, and my Kubota GR Series Riding Lawn Mower. Now Re-Geared with a top speed of 48mph!

Dear Tom,
can you please explain to me the configuration of bodies in that last photo? I do not understand how and why that male leg is sticking out from under you on the left. That is neither your legs nor hers. Are you sitting atop someone else? Please advise.
Alicia

They were behind us. his leg wasn't touching mine. And if it was... Well, I had other things on my mind that caused me not to notice.

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