04-06-2009, 01:22 PM
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Man attacked for watching porn
You guys will love this: Dude was watching porn loudly and his downstairs neighbor kicked in the door while wielding a sword! Apparently he thought the porn-watcher was raping some chick. Props to the guy for trying to be the..."knight in shining armor" hahahaha
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d1M70x-Z4Q&feature=player_embedded[/YOUTUBE]
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04-06-2009, 01:27 PM
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Hahaha, I love how they are doing a serious interview with the porn watching dude. If my neighbor kicked down my door and had a sword... If he didn't get shot right off the bat, I am not sure I would call the cops. Hahaha, I definitely wouldn't be doing interviews!
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04-06-2009, 01:33 PM
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Whats up with these town names....hahaha.
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04-06-2009, 02:23 PM
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thats insane.
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04-06-2009, 02:54 PM
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How loudly was he watching porn? WTF?
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If she does......im going for it, fuck it
04-06-2009, 03:37 PM
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Serious, thats some hardcore fapping.
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04-06-2009, 03:50 PM
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hahaha! I love the closeup on his right hand towards the end. Very subtle, local news Channel 4.
I don't even know who I'd blame in this situation. Creepy loud porn guy vs. wanna-be hero sword wielder.
04-06-2009, 05:00 PM
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But seriously, if you're gonna save a woman, get something better than a sword. I guess that dude thinks chivalry is still alive. Wonder if they will confiscate the rest of his larp shit?
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04-06-2009, 05:16 PM
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Are you going to stop watching adult films?
"No way! I'm going to sit up in my sleazy apartment and eat Doritos and jerk off all night."
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04-06-2009, 09:55 PM
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Wonder what justified the reason for the thought of rape...what kind of porn was this?
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Hentai.
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Porn guy: "So you're saying I shouldn't have a 14.2 channel sound system hooked up to watch my donkey porn?"
Cops: "Might not be a good idea."
Porn guy: "What kind of country is this? The sound is THE most important part!"
Cops: "Yahhhh"
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04-07-2009, 01:05 PM
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Tentacle sex porn.
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04-07-2009, 01:32 PM
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Tentacle sex porn.
Asian guy suggesting tentacle sex porn? big surprise there!
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04-07-2009, 01:33 PM
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Asian guy suggesting tentacle sex porn? big surprise there!
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