This past Friday, I got a call from my friend Patrick while I was relaxing on my boat in the early evening. He wanted to come over and get a ride in the newly turbo'ed NSX. He wanted to see if a boosted NSX really made a noticeable difference over the supercharger. Well we grabbed dinner with some friends and on our way back to my home; I decided to let him feel what the boost could do.
Around Midnight, we were driving NB on the I-75 in Atlanta Georgia in forth gear, I decided to blip the throttle and get on the boost…in a matter of seconds, I saw the boost gauge climb to 5lbs and the speed read about 120mph. As I was coming off of the throttle, My V1 went nuts and indicated a laser hit. “Oh Sh*t” I say but where is the cop? Well about quarter of a mile up, I saw the Atlanta Police officer starting to roll in the slow lane ready to take off after me. I quickly got into the slow lane and pulled right in front of him. I turned off the car and got my license out and waited for him to write me the biggest ticket of my life.
The officer comes to me window and asked me to step out of the car. At this time, Patrick is laughing his ass off at me as the officer proceeds to ask me (actually yelling at me) trying to find out what the rush was. As soon as I told him I was testing something, he asked me to turn around. Everyone in my world knows that means…IM GETTING ARRESTED!!! I asked him are you really arresting me for speeding??? He told me I put him in a precarious position because he called ahead to his sergeant and the Georgia State Patrol to assist in the chase he thought for sure I was about to give him! He honestly said if he didn’t call ahead to the other officers, and he knew I was going to pull over, he could just give me a citation and let me go but he had to arrest me at the point. He also said he could impound the car but he allowed Patrick to drive it back to my house.
In the back of a police car handcuffed is nowhere I want to be ever again. The handcuffs actually hurt and without a seatbelt or padding on the seats, my ass was sliding and falling all over the place. It was as if he was racing to the jail trying to prove a point. When I got into jail, City of Atlanta downtown location (on a Friday night at midnight) I walked into a world of “WTF is all of this”??? I don’t belong here. I am sitting here with drunks, killers, rapist, molesters and I was there for Speeding. I am not trying to justify or lessen my actions whatsoever but shouldn’t they have a different area for lesser offenses? I am sitting there trying to come up with a rougher reason for being in there.
I saw everything from Transsexual/Transgender Prostitutes, fight victims (blood still dripping down their face) and everyone else you could possibly imagine. I arrived in the jail about 12:20 and I was doing pretty well (trying to act hard) until about 3am when many of the other inmates were starting to fall asleep. my defenses started to easy up until a new crew of inmates entered the jail and these guy were even worse. I am thinking to myself Where the hell is Patrick with the bail money? It’s been damn near 3 hours and my ass is still sitting here when I can be in my bed. I cannot believe 8 hours earlier I was relaxing on my boat watching the sunset with friends and now I am sitting in jail with some of the most harden criminals in Atlanta. Well it turns out the computer systems in the jail were down until about 5am thus no one could be bailed out until it came back up. In addition Patrick could only take out $1000 out of an ATM and he actually called my ex to get the balance of the $1800 Bail.
5:30am hit and now I have to line up on the wall with the rest of the inmates. We walked the wall into a room for something they call breakfast. Their version of breakfast was two pieces of bread with a single piece of bologna on it. They also gave you a package of mayonnaise and mustard and a cookie with some type of funny looking green pickle juice for a drink. I wasn’t planning on eating anything but it was starting to scare me when other inmates were saying they’ve had their bond posted since Thursday and they were still waiting to get out. I figured at 8am I would call my mother if nothing had happen and I know she knows the right people to get me out. I just didn’t want her to know. I also had to hear chants from other inmates wanted to trade their cookie for my sandwich. Honestly take it my man...take it all. I am not planning on eating this unless I am still here tomorrow at this same time. Well 6:43AM they call my name. I was FINALLY able to leave. They asked me some check out questions and I was able to go.
I was charged with Speeding, 123 in a 55 zone and also wreckless driving. My bail was $1800. I know I am guilty and I need to face the fire but I just pray they don’t take my license. I know it was stupid and I shouldn’t have done it but I also find it ironic that I just returned from the AKA Rally where my top speed was 170mph and I averaged over 90mph and about 10 miles from my house, I get arrested for speeding.
Well my court date is September 25 and I will keep you posted on my result.
I washed and waxed my NSX and I think I am putting her away for a while and time to drive the Miata.
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Damn Alex that is rough! Pretty crazy how he called ahead assuming you would run just because you were speeding. Hopefully you wont lose your license and didnt drop the soap.
you chose to honor your lovefab sponsorship over the REQUIRED aka rally stickers
you essentiall gave us a big "fuck you" by refusing to use the akarally stickers
THEN you pretended you didn't use the rally stickers because, "they drew too much attention" or some nonsense like that. You even suggested we use few stickers next time. I don't feel like digging up your specific posts.
But let's stay on topic...talk about your arrest. I dind't mean to hijack your thread. Besides...you clearly insist on feigning stupidity on this one.
Just know that the sticker shit won't be happening again next year.
you chose to honor your lovefab sponsorship over the REQUIRED aka rally stickers
you essentiall gave us a big "fuck you" by refusing to use the akarally stickers
THEN you pretended you didn't use the rally stickers because, "they drew too much attention" or some nonsense like that. You even suggested we use few stickers next time. I don't feel like digging up your specific posts.
BUt let's saty on topic...talk about your arrest.
Just know that the sticker shit won't be haoppening again next year.
tell chris that too.
I used all of my AKA Rally stickers except for the door stickers because they were TOO BIG. I would gladly rock smaller ones like you did for Jason last year or Viper John but my were way too big. I had every other sticker on. I would even put a sticker of you if you wanted.
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Viper John used standard sized stickers. Jason called in advance and asked for smaller ones.
I fucking overnighted yours WAAY in advance. You were the SECOND car to get stickers. I talk to you almost every fucking day. And not once did you tell me you needed smaller numbers. I in fact ASKED you why you din't put them on for the show (the same show that you had me overnight the stickers for), and you claimed it was only because you had other sponsor stickers that had to remain on - again...see a conflict in priority???
I don't know how many times I have to explain to you that Chris also got harassed about his stickers. The difference is that he knows when to admit when he is wrong.
Also, next time you ask about Chris not putting stickers on his own car for his own event that he was busy slaving over the month prior, say it aloud and just listen to how you sound.
Viper John used standard sized stickers. Jason called in advance and asked for smaller ones.
I fucking overnighted yours WAAY in advance. You were the SECOND car to get stickers. I talk to you almost every fucking day. And not once did you tell me you needed smaller numbers. I in fact ASKED you why you din't put them on for the show (the same show that you had me overnight the stickers for), and you claimed it was only because you had other sponsor stickers that had to remain on - again...see a conflict in priority???
I don't know how many times I have to explain to you that Chris also got harassed about his stickers. The difference is that he knows when to admit when he is wrong.
Also, next time you ask about Chris not putting stickers on his own car for his own event that he was busy slaving over the month prior, say it aloud and just listen to how you sound.
You know I am just messing with you. I like you watch you get mad.
You know and well as I do know I was wrong for not putting on my stickers. I need to be punished.
Will you do it...BTW wear that outfit you did on the night of the first drivers meeting
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Leecey... you may want to seriously consider his request... it'll provide all the mental images he'll need to get through the soap dropping festivities. Help a brother out.
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Being a little slow I want to make sure that I understand all of this.
Ya was relaxing on a boat, (what kind, where, doing what, with who, in the water, on the land, fore or aft?) You have a friend? His name is Patrick; he calls you out, from the boat, around midnight. You lovingly show off for Patrick, is he special, do you like him, really like him; you went to fourth with him, that’s serious, if you ask me. You find the police, or they find you, Patrick is laughing, after going to fourth with you that is not good, he’s probably had better, longer. You get arrested, how silly, handcuffs hurt, use the fuzzy ones, and get them from “shameonyoublue”, he keeps them under his kilt, and Patrick told me. You saw Transsexuals, Transgender, Prostitutes, are these the ones from Vegas, why were they bleeding, did they fall, did you see it, did it hurt, did you meet Manny, the guy with the hairy back, did you break up with Patrick, is he still laughing? What did your Mother say, is she proud, did she get a copy of your picture, can we have a copy, do you want a sandwich, baloney you say, with a Spiderman sling and a cookie? Are you going to have a party, in September on the 25th, can we come, what are you serving, baloney I bet with cookies and green tea, can we meet your new friends?
Now you have AKA Mom mad, she is really mad, I saw her post, just be glad you’re not Chris, he has to live there, on the farm with the goats and peacocks, and a mad AKA Mom. Can you imagine, I don’t even want to, do you? I wonder how many times she made her point with Chris, more than we know I bet, he’s living with the goats, in the back, way back, looking for his stickers. You must be sad, that you’ve been bad, so bad.
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Wow this is better than Pay Per View!!!!!!
Ney, Ney young Master, we are all with baited breath waiting for your side of "The Rest of the Story". The last installment ended with champagne glasses being toasted.
Ney, Ney young Master, we are all with baited breath waiting for your side of "The Rest of the Story". The last installment ended with champagne glasses being toasted.
Just for clarity it was the Alicia vs. Alex ----> the battle of the A personality's NOT what happened to him!!!!
NO ONE WISHES THAT SHIT!!!!!
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Alex,
sorry to hear that buddy... never a good thing to end up in a holding cell. i would HIGHLY recommend getting a lawyer involved! just my 2 cents... please keep us in the loop
Being a little slow I want to make sure that I understand all of this.
Ya was relaxing on a boat, (what kind, where, doing what, with who, in the water, on the land, fore or aft?) You have a friend? His name is Patrick; he calls you out, from the boat, around midnight. You lovingly show off for Patrick, is he special, do you like him, really like him; you went to fourth with him, that’s serious, if you ask me. You find the police, or they find you, Patrick is laughing, after going to fourth with you that is not good, he’s probably had better, longer. You get arrested, how silly, handcuffs hurt, use the fuzzy ones, and get them from “shameonyoublue”, he keeps them under his kilt, and Patrick told me. You saw Transsexuals, Transgender, Prostitutes, are these the ones from Vegas, why were they bleeding, did they fall, did you see it, did it hurt, did you meet Manny, the guy with the hairy back, did you break up with Patrick, is he still laughing? What did your Mother say, is she proud, did she get a copy of your picture, can we have a copy, do you want a sandwich, baloney you say, with a Spiderman sling and a cookie? Are you going to have a party, in September on the 25th, can we come, what are you serving, baloney I bet with cookies and green tea, can we meet your new friends?
Now you have AKA Mom mad, she is really mad, I saw her post, just be glad you’re not Chris, he has to live there, on the farm with the goats and peacocks, and a mad AKA Mom. Can you imagine, I don’t even want to, do you? I wonder how many times she made her point with Chris, more than we know I bet, he’s living with the goats, in the back, way back, looking for his stickers. You must be sad, that you’ve been bad, so bad.
Patdaddy
This is better than the Shame on me blue carol flying to vegas with her tired wings!!!
Leecey still loves me. I can tell by the way she yells at me!
__________________ 2001 Honda NSX-T - 2001 Mercedes-Benz E430 -1996 Jaguar XJS Convertible - 1991 Mazda Miata Supercharged 1992 Mazda Miata Spec Racer - 2005 Suzuki GSX-R 600 - 2002 Kawasaki Mojave ATV - 2002 Chaparral Signature 26ft Oh, and my Kubota GR Series Riding Lawn Mower. Now Re-Geared with a top speed of 48mph!
Being a little slow I want to make sure that I understand all of this.
Ya was relaxing on a boat, (what kind, where, doing what, with who, in the water, on the land, fore or aft?) You have a friend? His name is Patrick; he calls you out, from the boat, around midnight. You lovingly show off for Patrick, is he special, do you like him, really like him; you went to fourth with him, that’s serious, if you ask me. You find the police, or they find you, Patrick is laughing, after going to fourth with you that is not good, he’s probably had better, longer. You get arrested, how silly, handcuffs hurt, use the fuzzy ones, and get them from “shameonyoublue”, he keeps them under his kilt, and Patrick told me. You saw Transsexuals, Transgender, Prostitutes, are these the ones from Vegas, why were they bleeding, did they fall, did you see it, did it hurt, did you meet Manny, the guy with the hairy back, did you break up with Patrick, is he still laughing? What did your Mother say, is she proud, did she get a copy of your picture, can we have a copy, do you want a sandwich, baloney you say, with a Spiderman sling and a cookie? Are you going to have a party, in September on the 25th, can we come, what are you serving, baloney I bet with cookies and green tea, can we meet your new friends?
Now you have AKA Mom mad, she is really mad, I saw her post, just be glad you’re not Chris, he has to live there, on the farm with the goats and peacocks, and a mad AKA Mom. Can you imagine, I don’t even want to, do you? I wonder how many times she made her point with Chris, more than we know I bet, he’s living with the goats, in the back, way back, looking for his stickers. You must be sad, that you’ve been bad, so bad.
Patdaddy