"According to a study by InsuranceHotline.com, a Web site that quotes drivers on insurance rates, astrological signs are a significant factor in predicting car accidents.
The study, which looked at 100,000 North American drivers' records from the past six years, puts Libras (born between Sept. 23 and Oct. 22) followed by Aquarians (born between Jan. 20 and Feb. 1 as the worst offenders for tickets and accidents.
Leos (July 23-Aug. 22) and then Geminis (May 21-June 20) were found to be the best overall. "I was absolutely shocked by the results," said Lee Romanov, president of Toronto-based InsuranceHotline.com."
Aggressive Aries
(21 March -- 20 April)
Maintaining an even temper behind the wheel seems to be quite a challenge for Aries drivers--a third admitted they frequently become aggressive and impatient with other drivers. Curiously, they also declare themselves to be the smartest and safest drivers. But with one of the highest number of claims records amongst the group, that claim is could be argued.
Star driver: Quentin Tarantino, Pope benedict the XVI, Marcel Marceau, Vincent Van Gogh.
Lucid Libra
(24 September -- 23 October)
Noting the alleged levelheaded nature of Libra drivers, it's not surprising they have an average claims history. Libras proved to be dependable and safe on the road.
Star driver: Charlie Brown, Teresa Heinz Kerry, F. Scott Fitzgerald.
LOLz!
Nice link, Mike
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"He said, and I quote: I'm gonna put a bullet through your windshield."
"Well, that sucks. That's like a $300 windshield."
Aggressive Aries huh?
I agree with that, except I've never made any sort of claim to insurance, because I am the smartest, albeit not neccessarily the safest, driver on the roads! Easy to avoid accidents if you know what all the other retards driving are going to do.
And sorry Leecee, I could never manage something like that.... I'm lacking the estrogen, which we all know has been found to significantly decrease driver awareness and skill.
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Tight Taurus
(21 April -- 21 May)
Bulls proved solid and steady. Taurus drivers appear to be a relatively safe bet on the road reporting an average number of claims across all areas. But hold on to your hats, despite an impressive safety record, Taurus drivers confessed to a passion for speed.
Star driver: Sadam Hussein, Ryan Leaf, David Beckham, Tony Blair.
Sadam isn't driving anywhere now though. I don't have any at fault accidents and have never had any points. despite 3 wrecked cars
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So Dale if she wears more than one finger puppet while you get a hand job does that make it an orgy?
Cancer - June 21 to July 22 They’re homebodies, and consider the roadway of drivers their extended family. But they’re a moody group, and would be the ones to honk at you for no reason at all.
Never knew most of my family were idiots.
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"According to a study by InsuranceHotline.com, a Web site that quotes drivers on insurance rates, astrological signs are a significant factor in predicting car accidents.
The study, which looked at 100,000 North American drivers' records from the past six years, puts Libras (born between Sept. 23 and Oct. 22) followed by Aquarians (born between Jan. 20 and Feb. 1 as the worst offenders for tickets and accidents.
Leos (July 23-Aug. 22) and then Geminis (May 21-June 20) were found to be the best overall. "I was absolutely shocked by the results," said Lee Romanov, president of Toronto-based InsuranceHotline.com."
Guess what sign Chris is
Aw CRAP
September 28th here. >.<
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Capricorn is goal oriented. They’re more concerned about the destination than the journey. They feel that the rules of the road are for other drivers to follow so that Capricorns can get to their destination faster.