well, I was sleeping one night but kept getting disturbed by this tickling feeling on my face. I assumed in was my hair and would keep brushing it off. The light brushing tickle just kept coming back over and over again. all over my face, on my mouth...I was too sleepy to do anything else but languidly push it away with my hand. Finally I the sudden realization that it was too heavy to be hair. I brushed it off quickly, jumped out of bed and flicked on the light. There was this HUGE, hairy spider sitting on my pillow. I was horrified. I picked up my trusty pink flip flop and slapped down. hard. The spider was so huge that although I landed my shoes square on his back, he got up, shook himself off and casually walked away. I eventually was able to injure him and get him out of the room. next morning I noticed a red bump on my lip. I think the bastard bit me. Needless to say I was severely traumatized and had trouble sleeping for a few nights thereafter.
That's pretty cool.... You got a spider kiss... ooohhh.. is it love???
No cool spider story from me.. I usually just find one watching me take a shower.. small opening in the glass roof thing in the bathroom. Get one with a wet rag every month... You would think i would just fix the hole right.. but it's great rag snap practice.
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An official Slow - Mo...
Haven't broke 100 since
ssshhhh.. the man's watching..
hahaha
a porn star? I dunno about that. They are people on here more suited to that role than I. I won't call names.
*cough* tom
*cough* alex
*cough* shirtless gene