Who the hell does she think she is??? - REVmatch

G-UnitBimmer · #1 06-04-2004, 05:25 AM

Did anyone else get an f'd up PM from this bimbo??

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You better be kissing my feet, my ass, everything on my whole being because the only way you are going to get into the playboy mansion is me baby. That's right, you will be accomodated on this trip by a future bunny. I accept massages, cars, test driving nicer cars, water with limes and not lemons and compliments in a foreign tongue.

Ne soitpas quelqu'un que tu ne peux pas etre. La disguise est fatiguante.

Until next time....

This is our friend Pandora. She is in for quite a looooong ride.

toplessgirlsM3 · #2 06-04-2004, 08:56 AM

I PMd Pandora and she was rather nice to me. Maybe she just doesn't like you. Or maybe she doesn't like hot guys. Not to worry baby, you know I got your back!! And pandora my dear, you are f**king with the wrong guy here, If you want to enjoy the trip to L.A. instead of getting left in NYC., I'd back off if I were you!

S2200 · #3 06-04-2004, 09:35 AM

Interesting. I'll translate.

Stop pretending to be someone you are not. It's getting old.

(very paraphrased)

I know mandarin and arabic, too.. in case anyone needs something translated. lol

RacingHart · #4 06-04-2004, 10:00 AM

Yaaaaaay! Drama. This trip is going to be fun. I call Pandora!

Seth · #5 06-04-2004, 11:05 AM

uh yea if anyone's getting into the mansion it'll be through us so she can stop acting like shes a baller

what did you say to provoke this?

RacingHart · #6 06-04-2004, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stealth

uh yea if anyone's getting into the mansion it'll be through us so she can stop acting like shes a baller

what did you say to provoke this?

Nothing really.

S2200 · #7 06-04-2004, 11:36 AM

Some people are sensitive to our inane sexual banter. Im sure there was some coment that someone made that offended her.

Pandora · #8 06-04-2004, 11:43 AM

You people need to chill out big time. It was a joke. and i actually did get to PMs from people saying they thought it was funny. I'm not trying to provoke any drama and I apologize if it came out as such. I am really sarcastic and did not mean anything to be taken seriously.

**Chris** · #9 06-04-2004, 01:29 PM

Hey, I thought it was funny. Vous etes astucieux. I think we're all goign to get along prety well on this trip, so I'm not worried about the usual message board drama and inane sexual banter (Aiman, you said it well) before the event.

Chris

RacingHart · #10 06-04-2004, 01:30 PM

I have a vagina and my feelings get hurt easily.

**Chris** · #11 06-04-2004, 01:30 PM

PS J'aime l'eau avec des chaux, pas citrons

S2200 · #12 06-04-2004, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Aiman, you said it well

What can I say, I'm a cunning linguist.

**diablesse** · #13 06-04-2004, 01:57 PM

don't you mean cunniligus?

toplessgirlsM3 · #14 06-04-2004, 02:08 PM

I was hopeing for the cunniligus myself. No talking necessary!!!

O-Ace · #15 06-04-2004, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toplessgirlsM3

I was hopeing for the cunniligus myself. No talking necessary!!!

I think you girls mean cunnilingus

**diablesse** · #16 06-04-2004, 02:11 PM

crap...spelling Nazi! lol
thanks for the correction

O-Ace · #17 06-04-2004, 02:12 PM

Just messing with you....and very bored @ work

**diablesse** · #18 06-04-2004, 02:19 PM

you can come help me. Feel like counting fish or crabs?

**Chris** · #19 06-04-2004, 02:22 PM

Bahaha, interesting proposal after all of the cunnilingus discussion. And somewhat frightening.

**diablesse** · #20 06-04-2004, 02:30 PM

hahaha...it should have occured to me that you guys would find some way to taint the most respectable profession of marine biology into something sordid.
I'm covered in mud and I really am counting fish and crabs. But not that kind of fish and not the Racing Hart type of crabs.

O-Ace · #21 06-04-2004, 02:55 PM

Lol...

Seth · #22 06-05-2004, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diablesse

hahaha...it should have occured to me that you guys would find some way to taint the most respectable profession of marine biology into something sordid.
I'm covered in mud and I really am counting fish and crabs. But not that kind of fish and not the Racing Hart type of crabs.

OWNED

Damian · #23 06-05-2004, 12:44 AM

pandora... I heard you sold the M3.. what are you going to be driving???

Pandora · #24 06-05-2004, 01:23 AM

I'm trying to put it up for sale now and after the rally. I got the car off of an asian kid that I thought would be meticulous (predjudiciously speaking), but he treated it like shit. I had to buy a new diff a month after I got it. Then there are RH wheel that weigh about nothing but love to chew themselves up in potholes and are housed by runflats which are no laughing matter. All in all, it's just better to get rid of it. I hear rumours of an 8cyl M3 or it might be the M4, so I figure it's worth saving money for that. Please dont laugh; i bought a gti. But unless you know of any charity funds that could be passed my way, I'd be your best friend for life whether you like it or not. (Thanks for being nice to me by the way; my initial banter was not intended to be malicious. I go to Upenn but also a tech school with kids who mouth off every five minutes. Lets just say it's in my best interested to be quick tounged).

RacingHart · #25 06-05-2004, 02:59 AM

I love you. Touch me in my soft spot.