http://www.baconwhores.com/index.html

http://www.baconwhores.com/howitworks.html



Even stranger:


Quote:
"Your zip code 30339 is covered by our Atlanta office.

Due to overwhelming demand, there are currently no BaconWhores appointments available in the next two weeks. Check back soon for updated availability!"

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2001 Honda NSX-T - 2001 Mercedes-Benz E430 -1996 Jaguar XJS Convertible - 1991 Mazda Miata Supercharged
1992 Mazda Miata Spec Racer - 2005 Suzuki GSX-R 600 - 2002 Kawasaki Mojave ATV - 2002 Chaparral Signature 26ft
Oh, and my Kubota GR Series Riding Lawn Mower. Now Re-Geared with a top speed of 48mph!

http://www.baconwhores.com/image/usingsite.jpg

They're so serious about ordering their baconwhore!

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2001 Honda NSX-T - 2001 Mercedes-Benz E430 -1996 Jaguar XJS Convertible - 1991 Mazda Miata Supercharged
1992 Mazda Miata Spec Racer - 2005 Suzuki GSX-R 600 - 2002 Kawasaki Mojave ATV - 2002 Chaparral Signature 26ft
Oh, and my Kubota GR Series Riding Lawn Mower. Now Re-Geared with a top speed of 48mph!

My fiancee quit cookin the bacon after she was burned a few times. So I do that part and the grillin, no big deal.

Nick

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get her a fuckin apron

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“A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.”
-Jeremy Clarkson

ha,, alex funny .. i made u bacon.. does that make me a whore.. it better not.. i made u chocolate covered strawberries too.. speaking of which.. mmmmh strawberries n chocoalte.

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Parents- "why don't you grow up?"
Sonya- " I can't I own to many pairs of short pants!"

"Bottles are for Babies, Real men get BLOWN!"

sonya...will you make me bacon?

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She managed to burn the fuck out of her arms when I never get anything on me. So I took over that part, she does all the other cooking (except grilling).

Nick

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thats not bad, get one of those things to cover the skillet with, like a mesh grill

I have no clue what its really called, I just saw it in my kitchen

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“A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.”
-Jeremy Clarkson

Or a George Foreman Grill works wonders on Bacon... they are like 20 bucks at Target and Walmart. Plus you can use that thing for just about anything... Hotdogs for the outside grill taste.. Can't get the smoke flavoring though..

Conventional ovens are with a bacon tray. unless you want to fry it. Spatter pans are cool too, but I like my bacon long... so I use the good old Foreman grill.

But helping out the little lady is good too... just giving you some options if you ever get tired of slaving to cook your bacon...


Bacon Whores, None available in VA or New York either... But funny stuff... I wonder how much the whores make an hour??? could be a promissing side job... hahahaha

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An official Slow - Mo...

Haven't broke 100 since
ssshhhh.. the man's watching..

*** Here's to driving the speed limit ***

No comment!

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2001 Honda NSX-T - 2001 Mercedes-Benz E430 -1996 Jaguar XJS Convertible - 1991 Mazda Miata Supercharged
1992 Mazda Miata Spec Racer - 2005 Suzuki GSX-R 600 - 2002 Kawasaki Mojave ATV - 2002 Chaparral Signature 26ft
Oh, and my Kubota GR Series Riding Lawn Mower. Now Re-Geared with a top speed of 48mph!

Just Kidding! You will always be my one and only bacon whore but that was suppose to be between us...shhhhhhhhh!

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2001 Honda NSX-T - 2001 Mercedes-Benz E430 -1996 Jaguar XJS Convertible - 1991 Mazda Miata Supercharged
1992 Mazda Miata Spec Racer - 2005 Suzuki GSX-R 600 - 2002 Kawasaki Mojave ATV - 2002 Chaparral Signature 26ft
Oh, and my Kubota GR Series Riding Lawn Mower. Now Re-Geared with a top speed of 48mph!

uh.... yeah

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Parents- "why don't you grow up?"
Sonya- " I can't I own to many pairs of short pants!"

"Bottles are for Babies, Real men get BLOWN!"