I just got home, and I have to comment on this ignorant moron I encountered on the way home. I pulled up to a light, in my STi, and blipped the throttle. This incited the idiot in the parking lot next to me to make the universal "spin em up" motion. Sorry, douche nozzle, my car is AWD!

Anyone else have any fun encounters on the road recently?

Yeah. I saw a red neck with a confederate flag that said. "Your grandfathers supported civil rights... Mine didn't."

lol have to slap that confederate guy.

Yeah i have had plenty of people ask me to light them up before and i am also AWD. I keep thinking i should tell them to stand in front of my car but to the right just enough to be clear of my front bumper then when i ligth them up i can swing sideways and smack them with my rear quarter panel then maybe if they thought it was cool to light up AWD then maybe we could do it again until they are unconcious.

I laugh at fart jokes. Does that make me a moron?

I laugh at Chris's jokes so that def makes me a moron.

Streets are normal around my parts.. Cops are lossing there minds though.. Got pulled over today because I ran a green light while his lights were flashing behind me... Called Backup it was like 4 cops out there in 30 seconds... Talking about I was speeding... doing like 90 in a 30... I may have a big speed monkey on my back But i'm not that dense. especially in a residential area. HOLD ON.. I've done that before 2:15am on a Tuesday Night - Beer Run.. BUT NOT THIS TIME.. I was going to work.

Log story short - they wanted to haul me off to jail with no hard evidence.. they didn't have me on radar, and I was doing maybe 40.. I was just cruisin... Windows all down 40 degrees outside.. music blasting... (OLDIES - AC DC - Guns and Roses - Dave Matthews) (Black guy who likes Rock go figure) They had me all out of my car, sitting on the curve as they search my vehicle (of course with the warrant - I don't like people looking in my car..)
Didn't find anything and wrote me a warning... I'm like WHAT!!!!

Got there Badge numbers and called my lawyer before i got in my car... I may have some money coming pretty soon....

you have no grounds for a lawsuit, they gave you a warning, maybe if you had gotten a ticket you could get out of it for all that BS but there is no way you should expect any $$ for your troubles

Yeah, I know.. I think that's why they didn't give me a ticket... My lawyer is looking into the history of the officers and said she will get back to me in a couple of days. I think I would be cool with a written apology. I've got a stain on my pants where they made me sit on the curve, and had to drop a little speed on 295 to get to work on time... But other than that... the were "just doing their job." BS... They like picking on Ricer's... That sucks...

I try not to be a trouble maker.. I play nice with all the other law breakers.. I..I.. I mean kids in the neighborhood.

thats what you get for bein a ricer

I had to deal with a white de-badged Grand Prix today. It was white with clear corners and tinted windows. Proably a GT, most people flaunt the GTP badge. It is rain/snow here and this guy kept pushin me. Did he really think that he would have some advantage in the rain? He finnally ran next to me then turned while I was behind a van. WTF are people thinkin? GOOOODDD-nd

Nick

Dumb Ass If You Ask Me

i was on my way to school today and i got stuck behind someone going 20 miles an hour for about 10 min making me more than 45 min late

I was ridding around with neo386 over the weekend, and we had some rednecks in this pos focus try to race his mazda 3, whe we whouldnt go they spat on his car, god i hate the south.

it's not everyone in the south.. it's more like the people that want to prove to nobody that they can drive... It's not good enought that they know they can drive, they want to show off for everyone that could be looking...

Should have flashed him a condom.. (Baltimore for go Fuck yourself - Or I'm Fucking your girl))

i flashed him my finger, im just still amazed the jackass spit on the car, thats just random, i mean who does that?

hahahahah... idiots that want to get that azz kicked... DUDE.. Funny as poo situation.. yeah I said poo...

last year, i'm at the flea market in Baltimore, traffic was bad getting out of the parking lot. this black guy didn;t want to let this white lady out so he inched up.. The girls white boy friend got out of the car a spit on the guys SUV, and starts cussing the guy out... Well it didn't take but about 30 seconds for the other 4 guys in the SUV to be out of the car.. They guy is still facing the driver of the truck and the other dude go to the back of the truck... The girl friend's yelling at the boy friend to quite... I honk my horn and stick my head out the window and yell.. DUDE.. IF YOU WANT THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF YOU KEEP YELLING... GET IN YOUR CAR AND DRIVE AWAY WHILE YOU CAN STILL WALK.. He looks at me and I think at that moment he realized he was in deep shit.. We the other black guys were about 5 steps from him... he ran to the car and I yelled... GUYS IT'S NOT WORTH IT.. LET HIM GO.. They look at me and i was like. WHAT, I MAY NOT WALK AWAY, BUT ONE OF YOU GUYS AREN'T EITHER... OK i didn't say that, but that's what I was thinking.. they got in there truck and road off.

Im one up on your panda speed, i raced this POS Zx3 i think with like 6 mexican people in it and im not racists there were seriously 6 people in this damn car all mexican and they were pointing the finger forward to go so i went and then i went into a parking lot to go turn around because i passed up my turn street and then they followed and i figure they would be like "nice car" "fast car" or something to that aspect but no he comes up to my window and is like "you got a problem?" "I said no i just thought you wanted to race or something" they were like gathering together and shit talking in spanish so i decided to get out of there before one of them like steals my car or tries to jump me or something (6 of them and 1 of me) so i started going and one of them gets out the car out of nowhere and i see a freaking 4 way T-bar in his hand and shit so while i was moving at like 5 MPH in the parking lot to the exit i pushed in the clutch and revved it up and tried to do a moving launch because this mother fuckers about to throw this thing at me so i dump the clutch and it only had time to rev up to like 3500 or 4k RPM so it kind of bogged and i just hear "Bammm" on my trunk and by the tiem i knwo what happened im going sideways out of the parking lot and off then i check it out when i get to where i had to go and there was a huge dent on the trunk and a chip out of my spoiler and i was pissed but what could i do? tell the cops i raced him on the street and they got mad they lost byt like 10+ cars? So i had to bite my lip on that one. It doesnt matter any more because that was my Red stealth that unfortunatly totaled the weekend that they threw that T-bar at me so i really wasnt mad about it anymore. Life sucks but unfortunatly it continues.... now who does that?

Dude... that's some crazy stuff... I mean what did he expect with 6 people in the car.. Wow..

You did the right thing though.. get out of there as fast as you could... little damage to the car that really didn't matter in the long run.. but imagine if they got to you and your car...

Great Move...

im just amazed they thought they could take a stealth with an extra half ton in the car, hell im amazed they though they could take a stealth at all.

oh man where do i start

i was cruising one day with my friend in coconut grove in his s4, and theres some douche that goes to my school who thinks hes a badass because he owns an m3 on some fake breyton rims with a wannabe ac shnitzer spoiler. this kid sucks at driving, ive seen him at school before, all of a sudden at 20mph he'll drop it into first and he wont even blip the throttle, so u can imagine how rediculous he looks.

we're at the grove which is (for those who dont know about the grove) a really popular couple of blocks w/ restautrants, clubs etc, and eveyone drives by there, so there is bumper to bumper traffic, we're there in the s4 and this kid starts revving...gunning it every 20 ft when the traffic moves, looking at us trying to catch a race... we just gave him that "what the fuck are you doing asshole" face and kept driving. I hate retards who try to race in the middle of traffic.

Another time when my friend had his type r integra (back in the day :) ) another asshole comes up to us at the races and says
"is that a type r?"
"yea"
"stock?"
"yea"
"i got a crx w/ a type r engine, wanna race"

like how the fuck am i supposed to take that seriously...lets see, same motor, in a car that wieghs 600lbs less...hmm.....

there are so many idiots in miami, i havent even gotten started.

I got a moron story too!
once, I took off around some guy driving way under the speed limit and went around a corner a tad fast. A moron then wrote me 5 tickets for it.

hahaha, i hate that. I got pissed at some old lady driving in front of me at 30mph, when i looked up i realized there was a cop tagging everyone....that old lady saved my life

It's always funny to laugh at idiots.. you guys will get a lot of that on the rally... Well at least if I go... 85% chance of going and a 75% chance of being an idiot 90% of the time... Laughs for everyone to enjoy... Just have to watch out for Chris's cameras...