are any women making the drive? I thought we had some before, but no one is posting now?...

yes we do!

my friend and I, both very nice girls, are coming. We'll be rocking the 2004 M3 topless.

my friend and I, both very nice girls, are coming. We'll be rocking the 2004 M3 topless.
Nice. I'll be rocking the S2000 pantsless.

My roommate has an E46M3 cabriolet, too. He will be bringing it along.

OH YEA... I don't have a freaking co-driver yet!!!

And... since you have an E46... check this out:

The Making of an E46/BMW (//cedesign.me.ncu.edu.tw/medesign/course/ME/SS04/Making_of_an_E46.wmv)

My roommate has an E46M3 cabriolet, too. He will be bringing it along.

OH YEA... I don't have a freaking co-driver yet!!!

And... since you have an E46... check this out:

The Making of an E46/BMW (//cedesign.me.ncu.edu.tw/medesign/course/ME/SS04/Making_of_an_E46.wmv)
I just watched that earlier tonight before you posted that. I have had that video on my computer for months and never got around to watching it. Pretty interesting shit. I might be able to find you a co driver. Where are you at?

I just watched that earlier tonight before you posted that. I have had that video on my computer for months and never got around to watching it. Pretty interesting shit. I might be able to find you a co driver. Where are you at?

New York (upstate).

I have some pretty strict requirements for my codriver tho.. thats why I cant seem to find any I think.

I would prefer a (very) attractive female co-driver.

I will NOT compromise on the following:

Knows how to drive 6-speed skillfully
Packs light enough to only take 1/2 the trunk of an S2000
Pays their own per-diem & incedentals (meals, drinks, etc)
Doesn't mind if I run from da po-leece
Doesn't mind driving/being driven at high speeds

New York (upstate).

I have some pretty strict requirements for my codriver tho.. thats why I cant seem to find any I think.

I would prefer a (very) attractive female co-driver.

I will NOT compromise on the following:

Knows how to drive 6-speed skillfully
Packs light enough to only take 1/2 the trunk of an S2000
Pays their own per-diem & incedentals (meals, drinks, etc)
Doesn't mind if I run from da po-leece
Doesn't mind driving/being driven at high speeds
It's a friend of mine who owns an S2000 as well. Unfortunately he's a dude. But I bet he gives a good header. Let me know!

It's a friend of mine who owns an S2000 as well. Unfortunately he's a dude. But I bet he gives a good header. Let me know!

Doh.. I dont swing that way tho.

Doh.. I dont swing that way tho.
Haven't you seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

"IT'S THE RULE OF THE UNWRITTEN BOOK OF THE ROAD."

Hot chicks in an M3, that is priceless. I'll be rockin the 330 goin commando!!!
And remember the top aint down, the titties is out.

Hot chicks in an M3, that is priceless. I'll be rockin the 330 goin commando!!!
And remember the top aint down, the titties is out.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEY! :)

Nice. I'll be rocking the S2000 pantsless.

don't make promises you don't intend to keep. And don't disappoint us if you do keep that promise :)

And don't disappoint us if you do keep that promise :)

I definately won't disappoint. ;)

don't make promises you don't intend to keep. And don't disappoint us if you do keep that promise :)
Rock out with my cock out. Hang out with my wang out.

Maybe I should be one of the other ladies driving. Here's me on halloween.
God I was such a slut that night!
http://gallery.s2ki.com/imagecatalog/imageview/145431/1

God I was such a slut that night!
http://gallery.s2ki.com/imagecatalog/imageview/145431/1

There is a picture I could live the rest of my life and never see again. lol.

I need to go shower... we're goign to the strip club for my buddy's birthday.

There is a picture I could live the rest of my life and never see again. lol.

I need to go shower... we're goign to the strip club for my buddy's birthday.
I look like marilyn monroe on steroids, none of the girls could pass me up that night. I mean I seriously couldn't turn around with out a girl hanging from my nuts that night.

P.S. Everything's about the strip club... Life is good my friend. Life is good.

One of the ugliest broads i've ever seen!!!!!!! I hope our ladies in the M3 are muuucchhhh hotter. If not, it'll be a long long ride.

One of the ugliest broads i've ever seen!!!!!!! I hope our ladies in the M3 are muuucchhhh hotter. If not, it'll be a long long ride.
Good thing I'm a good looking guy.

OMG....I think I'm in love. I can see why the women were majorly digging you. You know all girls love a big pussy. lol
I'm so kidding

One of the ugliest broads i've ever seen!!!!!!! I hope our ladies in the M3 are muuucchhhh hotter. If not, it'll be a long long ride.

shouldn't you find more value in what kind of people we are rather than whether we are hot or not? you shallow shallow man! Isn't it more important that one of us pushes a h22, venom sprayed accord and the other has run a 12 second quarter mile. These things are far, far more important. That we are hot, is just gravy.

Oh believe me, all aspects are considered. I was just excited about the fact that this whole rally isnt a total sausage fest. I'm not that shallow. All i've heard so far have been guys. its nice to know some ladies are involved. If they are cool its good and if they are not to boot its great.

good lord, did you have to give such a decent, respectable answer? Now I feel all guilt and sh*t for teasing you.
Honestly, I'm hoping there are some hot chicks coming too. Eye candy is always welcome. Although, dude in the marilyn monroe would suffice if he wore that dress again.

good lord, did you have to give such a decent, respectable answer? Now I feel all guilt and sh*t for teasing you.
Honestly, I'm hoping there are some hot chicks coming too. Eye candy is always welcome. Although, dude in the marilyn monroe would suffice if he wore that dress again.
Name's Tom. And I think cross dressing will really make my job of finding a girl a little harder wouldn't it?

isn't the guy from jackass who is supposedly going, the one who insists on running around in a leopard skin thong? Would it be really that terrible for you two to hook up? Him in his thong, you in your virginal white dress? I think it would be beautiful *sob*
Tom and steve-o...shall I start addressing the envelopes?

This would be the scene:

Please dont feel bad. You have no reason to. Just show the bimmers some love is all!!!

Just so you fuckers know. ATTACHMENTS DON'T WORK ON THIS SITE.

now let's see the girls pictures eh?

hahahahaha

now let's see the girls pictures eh?

awwww....you're sooo excited that you can't wait less than 2 weeks to see what we look like?
maybe we're insanely ugly and can barely squeeze our fat asses into the beemer.

awwww....you're sooo excited that you can't wait less than 2 weeks to see what we look like?
maybe we're insanely ugly and can barely squeeze our fat asses into the beemer.
Well. IF that's the case. I have a big piece of plywood sitting under my deck. I'll bring that along and use it to shoehorn you big ladies in to your cars.

LMAO
I almost fell off of my chair laughing at that one.

So are there any OTHER girls going that you know of?

damn a 4 page thread!
Good to see that some ladies have joined the fun. what color drop top are you in?

(bring alot of friends, so i can stuff one or two in the back of the 993)

LMAO
I almost fell off of my chair laughing at that one.

So are there any OTHER girls going that you know of?
Nope. You're it. Get ready for 3000 miles of leg humping.

I found a picture of the girls....

http://www.quarter-mile.net/images/haha/armychicks.gif

well...we don't exactly look like that, we we can kick ass like that. I challenge anyone to do more push ups than my friend (who shall remain namelesss for now)! no she's not imaginary

and it's a silver M3

we are going to be hosting a farewell party for the race in Annapolis at CARTOYS on Sunday 6th June if anyone is interested.

Damnit.. maybe you two can talk my roommate into bringing his Silver E46M3 convertible (with red leather interior) on the AKA. See.. the thing is.. his slot is already paid.. but he just quit his job, and doesn't think that he can afford the week and a half off his job search.

Ugh. I SO do not want to do this alone.

Damnit.. maybe you two can talk my roommate into bringing his Silver E46M3 convertible (with red leather interior) on the AKA. See.. the thing is.. his slot is already paid.. but he just quit his job, and doesn't think that he can afford the week and a half off his job search.

Ugh. I SO do not want to do this alone.
He quit his job? Why did he go and do a dumb thing like that?

He quit his job? Why did he go and do a dumb thing like that?

His boss is an uber-jerk. Didn't pay his travel expenses (mileage) for 4 or 5 months.

His boss is an uber-jerk. Didn't pay his travel expenses (mileage) for 4 or 5 months.
Yeah but you don't quit a job before you get another one.

Yeah but you don't quit a job before you get another one.

You tell him that. . .

You tell him that. . .
I call that a "common sense issue"

There has been a lot goin on in this here post. People quitting jobs, shoe horning fat girls into their M3 (if they are fat). This rally looks to be the Hot Ish!!!!! Can't wait for it because it'll provide a lifetime of stories and memories. And to the ladies, i dont think you are the only ones going, you are the only ones who entered your own car i believe. Maybe some girlfriends and what not attending. If not, you'll have the pick of the litter from us horny young men.

you'll have the pick of the litter from us horny young men.
Men... I think most of us are boys here.

Men... I think most of us are boys here.

hey...no name calling. We already got yelled at for offensive language.

Here I'll PM you a whole list of dirty words... :) tee-hee.

Good point!!

Lets not forget all the clubs and parties along the route....I'm sure there will be plenty of girls there :D Last resort, we can always hit up some strip clubs :D

-Awais

Lets not forget all the clubs and parties along the route....I'm sure there will be plenty of girls there :D Last resort, we can always hit up some strip clubs :D

-Awais

Thats my boy right there!!! I like the way he thinks.

Thats my boy right there!!! I like the way he thinks.
I consider myself a humanitarian as well :D

I consider myself a sperm donor. You can give them all the money you want, I have something else for them. ;) j/k... well, sort of.

That's funny with the whole "girls will have the pick of the litter". Judging by your holiness, I think litter is used in the wrong context in the sentence above. In fact, I will find it quite funny when you are broken down on the side of the road in your khaki pants and know nothing brain of cars. I go to school with guys all day learning how to fix cars and if you think you're tough shit, then you'd better try to dish it out to me. You will have things jammed up your ass in ways you never before believed possible. Come on, I know some of you guys are homos. I mean what guy drives a convertible? And by the way, I hope that when you watched Sesame street when you were little or should i say recently, that Elmo taught you the alphabet, because the letters PANDORA will be flashing by and you'll then know it was me.

Tata,

Erica

Come on, I know some of you guys are homos. I mean what guy drives a convertible?

I'm not one to criticise or defend others actions, however:

Wowsers. That's quite a statement right there. Not the best way to make friends on here. There's quite a few convertibles floating around... including mine, so the answer to your question "what guy drives a convertible?": I do.

I'm definately not homosexual.

However.. reading your reply in context, I do not believe that any of your comments (in anger) were directed at me... except the convertible one (and hopefully that was only coincidental)... and I definately take exception to that. But, I am a nice guy, and I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now.

Funny thing is.. I can probably take a manual tranny apart (and reassemble) as fast as you can, and I'm Ivy-league educated... heh.. hows that work?

(I am still in shock trying to figure out if this last post was for real. damn)

That's funny with the whole "girls will have the pick of the litter". Judging by your holiness, I think litter is used in the wrong context in the sentence above. In fact, I will find it quite funny when you are broken down on the side of the road in your khaki pants and know nothing brain of cars. I go to school with guys all day learning how to fix cars and if you think you're tough shit, then you'd better try to dish it out to me. You will have things jammed up your ass in ways you never before believed possible. Come on, I know some of you guys are homos. I mean what guy drives a convertible? And by the way, I hope that when you watched Sesame street when you were little or should i say recently, that Elmo taught you the alphabet, because the letters PANDORA will be flashing by and you'll then know it was me.

Tata,

Erica
I have no clue who this is directed to but Wow. That's all I can say. What are you trying to accomplish by saying that?

I know enough about cars to survive in life, I have an MBA, and know how to make money and I'm very happy. You can come up with those excuses and insults to make you feel better but you're looking like an ass all of a sudden.

Besides, the girls on this trip already know me and are looking forward to meeting me and riding in our convertibles... lol

(I am still in shock trying to figure out if this last post was for real. damn)
but seriously......
http://scorpionsearch.com/images/shutoffweb.jpg

but seriously......
http://scorpionsearch.com/images/shutoffweb.jpg

LOL that's classic.

What the hell was that all about. Erica needs to come correct around here. She just pops onto the message board and expects to start flapping her gums and have someone give two shits. Listen, i dont care how much you know about cars or what tool bag guys you go to school with and how much you think you could shove up one's ass. The fact of the matter is, everyone on here are friends and if you would like the same from everyone on here then please for the love of god and everyone who posts on this site, check your god damn attitude at the door. Thank you.

And by the way, I hope that when you watched Sesame street when you were little or should i say recently, that Elmo taught you the alphabet, because the letters PANDORA will be flashing by and you'll then know it was me.

Tata,

Erica
Here's the plate most will be seeing throughout the race...ahem..I mean, Rally :D

http://media.racingflix.com/awais/rcngflx.jpg

Man, I leave you guys for 2 seconds...

Look, in her defense she just got here. She is merely trying to impress you by attempting to arrest your attention. She's probably used to young ignorant guys falling all over her. She'll have to treat this more sophisticated crowd a little differently. She'll learn. Don't worry.

where's that I'm an attention whore pic?

Subject change!@

My new ride just got here, finally.

http://m3.digital7.com/stim3.jpg

Congrats! Which you are you taking on the rally?

Well, it's a surprise. And it isn't any of those pictured. That is an OZ Rally lancer in the background, however, just in case you were wondering.

is it a Vanquish? Cause I wanna see a Vanquish.

It is much faster than a Vanquish.

faster stock or modified?

Bone stock.

lol
a LeMans?

I told ya, it's a surprise!

so can I have a ride in it? Better yet...lemme drive it for a few miles. I promise to go easy on it.
*fingers crossed*

I bet he'll let you drive it in return for some *favors* :D

Well, My money is that it's a Chrysler Lebaron. You know drop top pimp style!

...She'll have to treat this more sophisticated crowd...

...It all started, as many things do,
with me having trouble pooping.


I've been laughing so hard at the Pandora scuds and the fall out, this made me sophisticate my pants.

Hey guys as a heads up... if the s2k does end up blowin the head tom will be turning tricks to either let us hitch a ride or pay for a rental... So either keep 2 empty seats or plenty of cash.