Did anyone else get an f'd up PM from this bimbo??

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You better be kissing my feet, my ass, everything on my whole being because the only way you are going to get into the playboy mansion is me baby. That's right, you will be accomodated on this trip by a future bunny. I accept massages, cars, test driving nicer cars, water with limes and not lemons and compliments in a foreign tongue.

Ne soitpas quelqu'un que tu ne peux pas etre. La disguise est fatiguante.

Until next time....

This is our friend Pandora. She is in for quite a looooong ride.

I PMd Pandora and she was rather nice to me. Maybe she just doesn't like you. Or maybe she doesn't like hot guys. Not to worry baby, you know I got your back!! And pandora my dear, you are f**king with the wrong guy here, If you want to enjoy the trip to L.A. instead of getting left in NYC., I'd back off if I were you!

Interesting. I'll translate.

Stop pretending to be someone you are not. It's getting old.

(very paraphrased)

I know mandarin and arabic, too.. in case anyone needs something translated. lol

Yaaaaaay! Drama. This trip is going to be fun. I call Pandora!

uh yea if anyone's getting into the mansion it'll be through us so she can stop acting like shes a baller

what did you say to provoke this?

uh yea if anyone's getting into the mansion it'll be through us so she can stop acting like shes a baller

what did you say to provoke this?
Nothing really.

Some people are sensitive to our inane sexual banter. Im sure there was some coment that someone made that offended her.

You people need to chill out big time. It was a joke. and i actually did get to PMs from people saying they thought it was funny. I'm not trying to provoke any drama and I apologize if it came out as such. I am really sarcastic and did not mean anything to be taken seriously.

Hey, I thought it was funny. Vous etes astucieux. I think we're all goign to get along prety well on this trip, so I'm not worried about the usual message board drama and inane sexual banter (Aiman, you said it well) before the event.

Chris

I have a vagina and my feelings get hurt easily. :(

PS J'aime l'eau avec des chaux, pas citrons

Aiman, you said it well

What can I say, I'm a cunning linguist.

don't you mean cunniligus?

I was hopeing for the cunniligus myself. No talking necessary!!!

I was hopeing for the cunniligus myself. No talking necessary!!!
I think you girls mean cunnilingus :D

crap...spelling Nazi! lol
thanks for the correction

Just messing with you....and very bored @ work :D

you can come help me. Feel like counting fish or crabs?

Bahaha, interesting proposal after all of the cunnilingus discussion. And somewhat frightening.

hahaha...it should have occured to me that you guys would find some way to taint the most respectable profession of marine biology into something sordid.
I'm covered in mud and I really am counting fish and crabs. But not that kind of fish and not the Racing Hart type of crabs.

Lol... :D

hahaha...it should have occured to me that you guys would find some way to taint the most respectable profession of marine biology into something sordid.
I'm covered in mud and I really am counting fish and crabs. But not that kind of fish and not the Racing Hart type of crabs.

OWNED

pandora... I heard you sold the M3.. what are you going to be driving???

I'm trying to put it up for sale now and after the rally. I got the car off of an asian kid that I thought would be meticulous (predjudiciously speaking), but he treated it like shit. I had to buy a new diff a month after I got it. Then there are RH wheel that weigh about nothing but love to chew themselves up in potholes and are housed by runflats which are no laughing matter. All in all, it's just better to get rid of it. I hear rumours of an 8cyl M3 or it might be the M4, so I figure it's worth saving money for that. Please dont laugh; i bought a gti. But unless you know of any charity funds that could be passed my way, I'd be your best friend for life whether you like it or not. (Thanks for being nice to me by the way; my initial banter was not intended to be malicious. I go to Upenn but also a tech school with kids who mouth off every five minutes. Lets just say it's in my best interested to be quick tounged).

I love you. Touch me in my soft spot.

your too young for us to touch at all. I plan on being arrested for speeding but thats it!

Does that mean your beer belly? J/k, please try not to take offense to my sense of humour. I was raised by a pack of ostriches which should explain everything. Diablesse-21 baby, not illegal but I don't drink, so there is no chance if you getting me loaded and trying to rape me.

21 maybe legal but we need not ruin him just incase he ever gets a girlfriend or a pet sheep!

me = http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/hottopics/alcohol/images/beerbelly.jpg

BUT I HAVE A COCK THIS BIG!!!!
http://www.poultrypen.co.uk/images/Lincolnshire%20Buff%20Cock-lg.jpg

Diablesse-21 baby, not illegal but I don't drink, so there is no chance if you getting me loaded and trying to rape me.

you talking to me?
Pandora baby, you'll be throwing yourself at me, I won't need to rape you.
;)

Before G-unit comes through to correct me again... Yes, I realize that she didn't direct that comment towards me. I was a symantical? punctuation? error. I just decided to take it literally FOR FUN.

BUT I HAVE A COCK THIS BIG!!!!
http://www.poultrypen.co.uk/images/Lincolnshire%20Buff%20Cock-lg.jpg[/QUOTE]

I think you should seriously consider having that cock checked by a professional.

BUT I HAVE A COCK THIS BIG!!!!
I think you should seriously consider having that cock checked by a professional.
It's been checked by many a women. Whether or not you could call them medical professoinals is in debate. But damn some of them were pros in other specialities!

professional farmers you say?

professional farmers you say?
"Cut.... it.... out!"
http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/ajiron/jpegs/fd003jo.jpg

[QUOTE=RacingHart]"Cut.... it.... out!"

*sob*
does that mean you want me to leave you alone?

[QUOTE=RacingHart]"Cut.... it.... out!"

*sob*
does that mean you want me to leave you alone?
no. just to quit teasing me and play with my cock already.

I'm allergic to feathers

Did those women happen to be midget porn star professionals? I think one of them is on the cover page of this website. www.midgetporn.com

Yea, i hear Seth is a real regular down at the Mansion

TOOLZ

:lol:

Nick