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They're so serious about ordering their baconwhore!

My fiancee quit cookin the bacon after she was burned a few times. So I do that part and the grillin, no big deal.

Nick

get her a fuckin apron

ha,, alex funny .. i made u bacon.. does that make me a whore.. it better not.. i made u chocolate covered strawberries too.. speaking of which.. mmmmh strawberries n chocoalte.

sonya...will you make me bacon?

get her a fuckin apron
She managed to burn the fuck out of her arms when I never get anything on me. So I took over that part, she does all the other cooking (except grilling).

Nick

thats not bad, get one of those things to cover the skillet with, like a mesh grill

I have no clue what its really called, I just saw it in my kitchen

Or a George Foreman Grill works wonders on Bacon... they are like 20 bucks at Target and Walmart. Plus you can use that thing for just about anything... Hotdogs for the outside grill taste.. Can't get the smoke flavoring though..

Conventional ovens are with a bacon tray. unless you want to fry it. Spatter pans are cool too, but I like my bacon long... so I use the good old Foreman grill.

But helping out the little lady is good too... just giving you some options if you ever get tired of slaving to cook your bacon...


Bacon Whores, None available in VA or New York either... But funny stuff... I wonder how much the whores make an hour??? could be a promissing side job... hahahaha

ha,, alex funny .. i made u bacon.. does that make me a whore.. it better not.. i made u chocolate covered strawberries too.. speaking of which.. mmmmh strawberries n chocoalte.


No comment!

Just Kidding! You will always be my one and only bacon whore but that was suppose to be between us...shhhhhhhhh!

uh.... yeah