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MOFO
03-02-2007, 08:33 PM
this place is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo trashy. i have a race down here in homestead now and staying off rt1 in this miami-dade area. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF only thing good besides racing was this place Sonny's BBQ.

things i saw & experience...
1 billion illegal mexicans...no alicia, not me. no chris, not me. no mikes, not me.
1 cross dresser outside of the local walgreens wearing a tight cheeta thing.
a lotta donks and impalas on 44's
spinnarz (fake & less fake)
MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF BASS IN CARS THAT SOUND LIKE THE SUBS HAVE BLOWN
midlife crisis guys in vettes everywhere
sandy fields of nothing but sand
hotel manager handing a can of raid to the room next to me as i was walking to my room for the first time sets a really good impression.
front desk person looks like borat and has never seen a black card before.


my list will grow....

Ukodus
03-02-2007, 09:38 PM
midlife crisis guys in vettes everywhere

Blow me

MDracer76
03-03-2007, 06:20 AM
Lolololololol!

KISER
03-03-2007, 11:50 AM
I totally agree,the streets smell of dumpster juice. if the weather wasnt as nice we would prabably sell it to cuba.... they practically own it anyway.

solosier
03-03-2007, 01:56 PM
1 billion illegal mexicans...

You ignornant fuck, we don't have mexican's, we have cubans. You know, mexican's that can swim.

MOFO
03-03-2007, 09:02 PM
you are right. i saw one had goodyear tattooed on his neck....or that might have just been an imprint from the tire/boat.

Alexs EXT
04-22-2007, 02:46 AM
I'm glad I never to do/get anything from FL City.

Just pass on through either going Key West to Miami, or vice versa.You ignornant fuck, we don't have mexican's, we have cubans. You know, mexican's that can swimhttp://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8875/rotflpp1.gif