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6aJettaChick
03-25-2009, 12:00 PM
Hi.. I'm sure if you're on Vortex, many of you already know me. I'm Ashley,
http://i41.tinypic.com/28bbayd.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/s6ok88.jpg
Im 23, I'm from Good old Newport, PA. (Central, near Harrisburg). I'm on my second Volkswagen, my first was a 1994, Jetta GL 2.0, pretty ugly looking when I got her, After a paint job and some other small add ons.. She wasnt looking too shabby,
http://i41.tinypic.com/1izptt.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/2nvqhxk.jpg
An idiot was flying up a 35mph road, smacked into the front of her and boom, gone.. whos at fault? Me. Of course. Just like when I got rear ended 2 days after I got it repainted..
And now I have this beast, which I got a few months ago, and Im slowly falling in love, but she's not finished, so far..
http://i39.tinypic.com/aetv06.jpg
Vmaxx Coils, Euro textured Rubs (minus the rear),GLI tails, Textured grille, Fat fives (not on her yet, currently getting powdercoated)

I still miss my MKIII, but she'll do for now. :) <3

MPD47
03-25-2009, 12:03 PM
Welcome, my friend Nikki used to have a red MKIII identical to that.

diablesse
03-25-2009, 12:03 PM
Hey Ashley. Very nice to have another estrogen producing being on the forum.

6aJettaChick
03-25-2009, 12:05 PM
Welcome, my friend Nikki used to have a red MKIII identical to that.

Identical? Cmon now.. :)

Hey Ashley. Very nice to have another estrogen producing being on the forum.

;) Hai! :)

diablesse
03-25-2009, 12:09 PM
Who is doing your powdercoating for you?

MPD47
03-25-2009, 12:09 PM
Ok, NOT identical, different wheels and smoked tails.

VW's all look the same anyway. :rofl:

J.Owen
03-25-2009, 12:13 PM
welcome. I remember seeing you around the state college thread when I was up there. But I haven't been in that thread in ages.

Chris
03-25-2009, 12:25 PM
HeyyyY! Welcome to the forum. Harrisburg area is only an hour or two from our meets!

Kerplunk105
03-25-2009, 12:37 PM
Welcome :)

diablesse
03-25-2009, 01:00 PM
lol

is that a real rainbow, VW tattoo?

Reminds me of Kelly tattooing AKA rally on her wrists in 04.

chinaonnitrous1
03-25-2009, 01:05 PM
Hey Ashley. Very nice to have another estrogen producing being on the forum.


:picard:

:rofl:

6aJettaChick
03-25-2009, 01:08 PM
Who is doing your powdercoating for you?
My friend Filip has a shop and does um for me. :)

Ok, NOT identical, different wheels and smoked tails.

VW's all look the same anyway. :rofl:

Oh no you didn't... :eek:

welcome. I remember seeing you around the state college thread when I was up there. But I haven't been in that thread in ages.

Oh hey! Yeah, its pretty dead now, lol. w/out me of course, haha.

lol

is that a real rainbow, VW tattoo?

Reminds me of Kelly tattooing AKA rally on her wrists in 04.

Haha, yeah, it's real.. I also have stars down my ribs on the same side, in rainbow, I'll try n find a pic or take one quick.

diablesse
03-25-2009, 01:15 PM
:)
That's a lot of rainbows

6aJettaChick
03-25-2009, 01:29 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/1zcq25x.jpg
Raunchy.

6aJettaChick
03-25-2009, 01:30 PM
Yeah, Im getting a rainbow CEL on there somewhere. :)

MPD47
03-25-2009, 01:46 PM
A rainbow Check Engine Light? That's something I could actually imagine VW putting in their cars.

6aJettaChick
03-25-2009, 01:52 PM
A rainbow Check Engine Light? That's something I could actually imagine VW putting in their cars.

Rofl. well its going on my bod. :)

chinaonnitrous1
03-25-2009, 01:59 PM
Wait, what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?!?!?

I didn't find the answer yet...

6aJettaChick
03-25-2009, 02:04 PM
Wait, what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?!?!?

I didn't find the answer yet...

'ell if I know.
Get it? Get it? Hehehehe.

Chris
03-25-2009, 02:05 PM
Hahahhaa, nicely done!

hey gotbo0st
03-25-2009, 02:06 PM
hell if i know

damn, all you dorks are on top of this thread like dunn on transvestites

chinaonnitrous1
03-25-2009, 02:07 PM
'ell if I know.
Get it? Get it? Hehehehe.

........


:picard:


Hahahah

6aJettaChick
03-25-2009, 02:09 PM
Hahahhaa, nicely done!

:roflpicard: Thanks! :cool:

diablesse
03-25-2009, 02:16 PM
aww....mike boost, I was actually rather proud of the guys.

The leg humping here isn't nearly as bad as I've witnessed on other forums.

hey gotbo0st
03-25-2009, 02:21 PM
point of reference

http://www.photodump.org/stored27/dunndanceoff2.jpg


and no leecee, not like that. I just clicked the page, read to the bottom and replied with hell if i know, and when it posted there was 2 or 3 more posts, in which she already said that... FML

6aJettaChick
03-25-2009, 02:23 PM
Ive been on Vortex for years, so yeah... this is nothing, haha.

Kerplunk105
03-25-2009, 02:29 PM
Really nice tattoos! I want one..but I could never decide what I would want to get lol

6aJettaChick
03-25-2009, 02:30 PM
Really nice tattoos! I want one..but I could never decide what I would want to get lol

When in doubt, go rainbow... makes people wonder. :p

hey gotbo0st
03-25-2009, 02:36 PM
oh, hi ashley

clean http://www.werbeblogger.de/media/vwgti.jpg

Kerplunk105
03-25-2009, 02:46 PM
When in doubt, go rainbow... makes people wonder. :p

LOL :rofl:

I would want something Irish I think idk

diablesse
03-25-2009, 02:49 PM
I wanted to tattoo a crab on my tummy (I used to research blue crabs), but the more I thought about it,, the more I realized it was a bad idea. It would look like the sucker was crawling out of my pants.

Chris
03-25-2009, 02:49 PM
I wanted to tattoo a crab on my tummy (I used to research blue crabs), but the more I thought about it,, the more I realized it was a bad idea. It would look like the sucker was crawling out of my pants.


Yeah, seeing a crab crawl out of your pants once is enough for me :picard:

JamesCameron1
03-25-2009, 02:51 PM
Welcome Ashley

Kerplunk105
03-25-2009, 02:52 PM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Kerplunk105/UnsureSmiley.gif

6aJettaChick
03-25-2009, 02:54 PM
Thanks gotboost, and James!

I wanted to tattoo a crab on my tummy (I used to research blue crabs), but the more I thought about it,, the more I realized it was a bad idea. It would look like the sucker was crawling out of my pants.

HAHAHAHAHA, seriously, do it!!! You'd so be my role model! Hahah.

Kerplunk105
03-25-2009, 03:00 PM
If music was my life, I would so get this. I love it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v52/juicypink/tattoo-3-1.jpg

diablesse
03-25-2009, 03:09 PM
Liz, that is cool.

Chris, you know that crab came from you!

Ashley, you first. hahaha

PowerLabs
03-25-2009, 03:17 PM
Welcome! THis forum needs more chicks :D

h20ford
03-25-2009, 03:45 PM
Rainbow CEL tats....blue crabs in Alicia's pants....what is going on in here? :roflpicard: :meatspin:

6aJettaChick
03-25-2009, 03:48 PM
Ashley, you first. hahaha
I'll get a mouse on my buttcheek like he crawled out of it's... nevermind, you get it. haha, and you get the crab.
I so want a little camel outline on my big toe, lol.

Welcome! THis forum needs more chicks :D

I agree! :)

MOFO
03-25-2009, 07:43 PM
Cool to see you found the site through BlownEuros.

I am actually also on vortex (Turbojettamk4), but don't post much anymore since most of the people over there suck.

Enjoy the forum, and spread the word.

Chris
03-25-2009, 07:54 PM
Oh, what color do you want your REVmatch stickers in? We can do them rainbow for you :rofl:

God Father
03-25-2009, 08:14 PM
Chris, you know if you do custom stickers for a woman, you must do custom for everybody else!

Welcome Ash(ley), make use of the chatbox under the community drop down, usually have some dumb chats going on in there.

Maybe I should make a tattoo thread?

Oh yeah, we now have two VW Ashley's on the forum. One male, one female!

Check out the "What do you look like" thread
http://revmat.ch/do-you-look-likei-t2871.html

Jake_With_A_License
03-25-2009, 08:20 PM
Chris, you know if you do custom stickers for a woman, you must do custom for everybody else!

Welcome Ash(ley), make use of the chatbox under the community drop down, usually have some dumb chats going on in there.

Maybe I should make a tattoo thread?

Oh yeah, we now have two VW Ashley's on the forum. One male, one female!


Yeah jeff, show everybody you're freaking awesome tattoo. Ha hahahahah

Also, here is a song about crabs

Guess who, the crabs, your pubes we'll grab
we wait in bedsheets....and toilet seats
then pinch your nuts with our feet

God Father
03-25-2009, 08:24 PM
I never said mine was awesome. It sucks and I know it sucks! Luckily I don't have to look at it.

Chris
03-25-2009, 09:27 PM
Chris, you know if you do custom stickers for a woman, you must do custom for everybody else!


I only do custom stickers for people named Ashley.

TROLL
03-25-2009, 09:45 PM
Oh yeah, we now have two VW Ashley's on the forum. One male, one female!

I is the male one, go team!

I only do custom stickers for people named Ashley.

WOOT WOOT!


And finally to the female side of the VW Ashley community WELCOME and I challenge you to a duel :)

6aJettaChick
03-26-2009, 10:48 AM
Oh, what color do you want your REVmatch stickers in? We can do them rainbow for you :rofl:

Srsly? ZOMG, u can not! This has got to be the most kick ass forum evar!! lol. Unless you're joking, then you just suck. Haha. I have mostly white stickers on my car. well, PINK because I was getting the fat fives done with pink inserts and then decided against it, now theyre all gonna be white stickers. I LOVE STICKERS. I feel bad always asking my sticker guy to make me stickers. lol.

I is the male one, go team!



WOOT WOOT!


And finally to the female side of the VW Ashley community WELCOME and I challenge you to a duel :)

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-fighting-jerry-springer-cats.jpg

& it's also weird you have 'Rusty' under your sn because my nickname for a while was Rusty, but Trombone wise, Hahaha..

Dunrite
03-26-2009, 11:24 AM
Ash is Rusty Wallace...you know, drives the MGD car. Oh and welcome!

miss.blueberry
03-26-2009, 01:06 PM
Welcome!

I never said mine was awesome. It sucks and I know it sucks! Luckily I don't have to look at it.

You have a tat on your ass, don't you?!

Chris
03-26-2009, 01:13 PM
Welcome!



You have a tat on your ass, don't you?!

He has a tramp stamp. You can see it in one of the photos where his shirt was riding up. :roflpicard:

God Father
03-26-2009, 01:36 PM
Welcome!



You have a tat on your ass, don't you?!

WTF? Seriously, WTF?

He has a tramp stamp. You can see it in one of the photos where his shirt was riding up. :roflpicard:


Yeah, it's a couple pounds and holds 13 rounds!

6aJettaChick
03-26-2009, 02:54 PM
Ew. you're killing my thread, hahaha. w/ butt talk.

J.Owen
03-26-2009, 03:02 PM
i have a tramp stamp. It was the start of a really big tattoo that I drew up but I ran out of money and never finished it. Someday.

diablesse
03-26-2009, 03:34 PM
hahaha
the moderators around here suck at not banning people for going off topic.

J.Owen
03-26-2009, 03:47 PM
isn't that your job?

Chris
03-26-2009, 04:07 PM
How about those Phillies. Anyone going to the season opener? REVmatch event?

miss.blueberry
03-26-2009, 05:20 PM
Haha!! You have a man tramp stamp?!

J.Owen
03-26-2009, 05:34 PM
yup. it fits.

God Father
03-26-2009, 05:43 PM
hahaha
the moderators around here suck at not banning people for going off topic.


I tried to ban him but I don't have authorization to ban non normal (i.e. mods/admin) users :(

Chris
03-26-2009, 05:59 PM
If you were crafty, you would put the mod in question in a certain usergroup that is Miserable.

ultradriver10000
03-30-2009, 12:13 PM
Hello there@!!

So befitting of a VW lover to have a CEL light tattoo!!

Just playing, I have corvette racing flags across my back lol.

diablesse
03-30-2009, 01:52 PM
pics or ban

6aJettaChick
03-30-2009, 03:37 PM
God please no!!!

MPD47
03-30-2009, 05:11 PM
Rhino's don't wear shirts, THEY CHARGE YOUR ASS.

ultradriver10000
03-30-2009, 06:38 PM
pics or ban

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v41/150/31/15705538/n15705538_31000883_3452.jpg

:)

diablesse
03-30-2009, 08:23 PM
hahaha

nice

PowerLabs
03-30-2009, 11:10 PM
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v41/150/31/15705538/n15705538_31000883_3452.jpg

:)

Dude, that's a C5 flag too... What if you buy a newer Vette? :roflpicard:

ultradriver10000
03-31-2009, 10:28 AM
Dude, that's a C5 flag too... What if you buy a newer Vette? :roflpicard:

LoL More tattoos would be the only answer no? Plus I don't plan on selling my C5 EVER! Muahahah if I buy a C6z I'll still keep my C5.