Alicia, Dan and I were returning to my house from a restaurant in NJ when I came to a stop light. A modified evo pulls up next to me and gives me the look. I pull off the line, spinning 285's, and the Evo is nowhere to be seen. Next thing I know, I see Crown Vic lights in my rearview, slow down, then get pulled over. I do all the right stuff, paperwork out, hazards on, engine off, interior light on, windows down, hands on the wheel. Two NJ State Troopers walk up on either side of the car.
Trooper: Sup, Fast and the Furious? Who do you think would've won?
Me:

I dunno!
Trooper: How's your record?
Me: Clean!
Trooper: License, registration, proof of insurance.
Me: Normally I drive like a grandpa ::hands over paperwork::
Trooper:

That's a fuckin' lie!
Me:
He takes my info, comes back, and says "Two things, Mr. Conner... First, I wish you would've run from me, that would've been a good chase. Second, you would've won. Have a good night."
I laughed my ass off, then got the fuck back to PA!
Chris